idea: humans are space orcs-type story but it's like. alien tech runs on quantum particles, which means it stops working the second a human looks at it and collapses them into a single state.
Alien: Jerry those power cells are supposed to last for months, there's no way this ship has gone through five this week!
Human Jerry: idk what to tell you, man. *glances at another power cell and it immediately shuts off*
Alien: what the fuck, Jerry











