#((sam plz))

[voodoodaaddy]

I'd totally fuck you"

( Sam or Lucifer )

Send me "I'd totally fuck you" to see my character's reaction

Alastor blinked a few times at the angel before him. At first, he did a double take. Did Sam just say that? Is he that bad of an influence? "Do you even know what that means Samuel?" Sometimes Sam will curse and have no idea what it is. Alastor reached over to pat his head; he is very adorable though even when being lewd. Did one of your elder siblings teach you such phrases?

[elfchaos]

Sam: you chop off someone’s arm ONE TIME then you’re the bad guy

[laurent--stpierre]

worms gnawing on michel's corpse: o yum a michel-in star meal

You’re cancelled. 

[indigoire]

Somewhere in the world, Scanlan is eating calamari and *makes disgusted sound/face*

Sam Riegel, reminding us of who we all wish were here. 

[battygemini-blog]

"Wait wait wait! I know you swiped my card, but I just remembered I have one thousand, four hundred and seventy three pennies! Can I just pay with that, instead?"

“Fuck I look like? Even if I hadn’t swiped the card last I checked I was not a Countamatic 5000 or whatever fuck banks use to count their coins. Fuckity bye!” Sam scoffed, flicking the card back to it’s owner.

Safe to say she was not the candidate for employee of the month.