#sam plz

[voodoodaaddy]

I'd totally fuck you"

( Sam or Lucifer )

Send me "I'd totally fuck you" to see my character's reaction

Alastor blinked a few times at the angel before him. At first, he did a double take. Did Sam just say that? Is he that bad of an influence? "Do you even know what that means Samuel?" Sometimes Sam will curse and have no idea what it is. Alastor reached over to pat his head; he is very adorable though even when being lewd. Did one of your elder siblings teach you such phrases?

[elfchaos]

Sam: you chop off someone’s arm ONE TIME then you’re the bad guy

[laurent--stpierre]

worms gnawing on michel's corpse: o yum a michel-in star meal

You’re cancelled. 

[indigoire]

Somewhere in the world, Scanlan is eating calamari and *makes disgusted sound/face*

Sam Riegel, reminding us of who we all wish were here. 

[vigilante-apologist]

The dice give and the dice taketh away 😭

[sacrifiicium]

@qeit : sam would like to cordially invite cook to fight him

“...”

“wouldn’ want’a kill ya, mate - it’d start too much shit.”

“fuck off now.”

[headless-tailor]

Guys seriously stop ignoring Basti! He’s part of the band! Don’t just leave him outside this isn’t your god damn duet! Basti try to hang in there... I feel u bro... I know you try to be the reasonable one. Basti u the best.

[summermiko]

Haiku Trolling: Samael Edition

The cool tidbit here:

Is that the phrase “Eins, Zwei, Drei”

has many good rhymes~