#sammy ges

[battygemini-blog]

"Wait wait wait! I know you swiped my card, but I just remembered I have one thousand, four hundred and seventy three pennies! Can I just pay with that, instead?"

“Fuck I look like? Even if I hadn’t swiped the card last I checked I was not a Countamatic 5000 or whatever fuck banks use to count their coins. Fuckity bye!” Sam scoffed, flicking the card back to it’s owner.

Safe to say she was not the candidate for employee of the month.

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Voicecanon

SG

Speaking & Singing- Andy Biersack {x}

Rapping- Eminem {x}

Sam

Speaking & Rapping- Remy Ma {x} 

Singing- Lacey Sturm {x}

[battygemini-blog]

Painful things that haunt me at all hours that ya’ll don’t know about #1

Sam: So. How long have you loved her and not said a thing? SG: Does it matter?. Sam: How long? SG: Long enough to know she will never feel the same. Sam: ... I’m sorry. SG: Aren’t we all?

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Draco|| SG & Sam|| Headcanon

While they do tolerate their godbrother the twins aren’t particularly fond of Draco. For starters they are two years older and didn’t grow up with him (since Severus didn’t exactly leave a postcard behind) and aren’t accustomed to his attitude enough to put up with his ways. They don’t feel an obligation to do anything for him or try to spend time with him because he comes off as an obtuse little brat. Chances are if they saw him in serious danger they would attempt to help if he seemed to truly need them but honestly?

The Ferrum Twins don’t really fucks with Draco even if Sam is crushing on his dad.

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

“Wrong. I don’t want to have sex with you. Bile rises in my throat whenever I look at you, actually.”

alanprickman-1946

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

I'll never find someone who's both aggressively mean and apathetic.

Ron Swanson

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

alanprickman-1946:

He scooped Keira off her feet and smiled at her. “My issue is that you’ve been with Mr. Ashley all afternoon. And forgot to meet me at the airport.”

“I didn’t forget. I sent Sam.” she grunted through gritted teeth. shifting her weight onto her left leg.”

“Uh... Yeah... But I don’t like him so I didn’t go. No one told you to sprain your ankle while you were getting ready to leave.”

“. . .”

“What?!”

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

“Girl, I love you but I think your actor boyfriend’s a creep and have no desire to ever communicate with him ever again because he makes me feel the eyes of the Trinity are judging my every move. It’s like you’re dating a pseudo saint. I don’t like it at all. But I respect your freakish decision.”

“At least you’re real with me, Sammy. I still think your boyfriend is a skeez and a douchebag and more annoying than his pouty ass son. I hope I never ever talk to him again. And he’s basically abandoned you for like. Months so that makes him extra sketchy. It’s like you’re dating a Malfoy... Oh. Wait. You are.”