#(:shitpost:)

[externalconceit]

@wrldofhassle @emmatriarchy

@imagosequence @defyxoblivion

"Burke?! Victoria? En Sabah Nur? Nox Eternal?"

"I've resurrected! ... Hello?

... Selene?"

[draconicmatriarch]

@xxsacrificiumxx​

“Stop comparing me to Homelander. I’m not a fucking weirdo like him, and Kia is not my ‘Mommy Replacement’. I’ll throw you in the dungeon for slander against the pharaoh.”

[draconicmatriarch]

“Happy International Women’s Day!”

“Who wants to get pegged?”

[draconicmatriarch]

Let Kia pick up your giant muses for no reason.

[draconicmatriarch]

“Can’t get it off. Can’t even fly with this damned costume--” He let out a roar and fought at the chicken suit he was forced into as divine punishment. A barrage of blasphemous swears poured out of his mouth that made sailors look like nuns. The stupid outfit was sweltering, plastering his feathers to his skin in sweat. It was itchy enough to qualify as a crime against humanity. Yet no blade, no claw, no magic, seemed to cut into the material. He was so angry he could scream, he could just--

“Bkaw!” Concentrated anger shot from his backside.

“Wow Shahin! You just laid a Cadbury Egg! I mean, I don’t know how, but that’s definitely yours.”

[draconicmatriarch]

Yeah, sin is awesome and all. But you know what else is awesome? An overly long, angsty drabble.

[draconicmatriarch]