The Red Dragon Queen, Kia @draconicmatriarch - Tumblr Blog

xxsacrificiumxx:

Rosie, wielding the very pen and paper that brandished the newly rising erotica novel, gasps indignantly and gapes

“ Now who would ever do such a thing?! You are totally better than any tragic muscular garbage can love interest with a sad back story ! ”

“Why are you two so damn loud this time?” He leaned over Kia’s short stature to look at what she was staring at. His brows united in a heavy squint. “The hell...?” He squinted even harder at the “love interest’s” heaving chest, muscular arms, and pained expression with his own heaving chest and muscular arms looming over Kia’s head.

“I knew your taste was trash, Kia, but I didn’t know how literal you were. Is this some kind of fetish?”

#:Shahin & Kia:#xxsacrificiumxx #((In which Shahin accidentally dunks himself))

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“Rosie, I get calling me out for my poor decisions, but it’s turning into a full-on serialized visual novel that’s being published in my city called The Angsty Navel-Gazing Adventures of Trash-kun.”

#xxsacrificiumxx #:Kia:

"Your face is just... entirely too kick-able and I mean? I just don't know what I'm going to do about this impulse yet." The absolute sincerity in the delivery was graced with a slightly concerned expression behind the bangs in the way. Was Rekka even fully aware who she was potentially offending? @ Shahin

"Oh? Is that right? You wouldn't be the first to tell me that, and it certainly won't be the last. Hatred just comes with being a great leader." The phoenix was massive and wasn’t afraid to use his height to intimidate others and to amplify his oratory skills. He leaned down, hovering his face above hers, lowering his voice into a rumble that seemed to have its own air pressure. “Pray tell, what would would indulging that impulse give you? A brief satisfaction that you sent a message to ‘the bad guy’? Do you think there is no recompense for striking the aspect of heaven?” He smirked and threw back his head to release raucous laughter. There was no point in maintaining his false air of seriousness. The man who was immortal and near impervious lived without fear. All before him were ants. “Strike me if you wish. It will only make you look like the fool.”

#witchamania #:Shahin:

“Angel cat warrior moon goddesses aren’t real and can’t hurt me,” he murmured to himself. That’s what his therapist told him, but he still wasn’t able to sleep easily.

#:Shahin:#:shitpost:

@xxsacrificiumxx

“Stop comparing me to Homelander. I’m not a fucking weirdo like him, and Kia is not my ‘Mommy Replacement’. I’ll throw you in the dungeon for slander against the pharaoh.”

#:Shahin:#:shitpost:#tw mommy kink mention

hereliesbitches--me

Happy belated birthday to @draconicmatriarch

We draw gay birds for fun!!

#[:gallery:]#:Gift art:#:NPC:#:Dahaka of the Peacock:#((One of Shahin's generals up to no good))#((Thanks Rosie <3))

“I do not qualify as a himbo. Though I may be a hunk, I was thoroughly educated by a rigorous regiment. I charted the stars as a child. I carved history into slabs of stone. I recited the ritual rites of--”

“Your cereal is on fire.”

“How did this even happen?!”

#:Kia & Shahin interactions:

Every main muse is assigned a Susumu Hirasawa song, and every main muse is assigned a David Sylvian song. No exceptions.

#:Out of Bara Tiddy:

@xxsacrificiumxx

“Bitch, I said I would follow you, and you stabbed me!”

#:dash commentary:

I was gone all day yesterday and didn’t have the chance to mention it but yesterday was my birthday, and by internet standards, I would probably be considered a fandom grandma at this point. I give my thanks to everyone who has stuck around.

#:Out of Bara Tiddy:

abyssslayer

@draconicmatriarch

“Is there something you’re trying to tell me?” Ever so inquisitive behind that visor, he’d rather skip any lengthy discussion and get right to the point. Don’t worry, you won’t hurt his feelings.

draconicmatriarch

She hid most of her visage in a black cloak.

“What I am trying to say is, if you walk in that door, you are guaranteed to die. Unless you’re a master bowman, you are not going to kill that Drake. I tried talking to him, and he’s not going to let you through.” Communing with dragons was not a skill often seen. “Spare your pride and your skin by finding another path.”

#knighthonour #((Kia: what do you think you are? a dragonslayer?))

lamedeflammes:

“I see, so she was greeting them after she stubbed her big toe!” The child giggled at this newfound knowledge!

“Oh but… I thought shit was a bad word, that’s what Papa told me after I heard some farmers say it while mixing manure…”

“You see ’shit’ all depends on context.” Shahin presented himself in a way as if he knew all the answers. “’Shit’ as in literal dung is a bad word, but not as in a declaration, such as ‘Holy Shit, you are so cool King Shahin’ or ‘Shit, this is a great dinner’.”

Meanwhile, somewhere...

“I don’t know what that feather duster is up to, but my gut feeling says I should kick his ass next time I see him.”

#lamedeflammes #:Shahin:#((Local bird is bad influence on the youth))

lamedeflammes:

“Really? It didn’t sound like Mama was saying hello to anyone though, she was working in her smithy.” But if it really was how one greeted their friends…

“FUCK Shahin! Did I do it right?”

“She must have been saying hello to her tools then. A good tool is a blacksmith’s best friend after all.” He couldn’t hide his mischievous grin, but masked it as delight.

“You did amazing. I’ll teach you another adult secret, since you seem so grown up.” His voice was intolerably cloying. “When you sit down for a nice meal, say ‘Holy Shit!’. It’s how you thank the cook.”

#:Shahin:#lamedeflammes #((What an absolute villain!!))#((my sides))