I will pay one million dollars to whoever photoshops a backward chair into this pic

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I will pay one million dollars to whoever photoshops a backward chair into this pic
Assad has like the best digital footprint ever. I'm crying.
BRING OUT THE CRABS FOR BASHAR AL-ASSAD!!!!!!
I HAVE LIVED TO SEE THE CRAB RAVE FOR BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND BY GOD I WILL SEE THE CRAB RAVES FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN, BENJAMIN NETANYAHU, AND DONALD TRUMP!
"machetes and big fridges" WHAT DO YOU MEANNN MY LOVE WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN AHHHHHH FDSJFAKLSDHFKAHLSDKJFHLAKSJDHFLAKJHSDLFKJ DFKAJSHDFLKJAHDKJFHLAK
The personal FAMAS assault rifle of Bashar al-Assad.
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