#(bastard.)

[striders]

the face you make when you jump on the counter and shatter an entire bottle of balsamic vinegar glaze all over the kitchen floor but you’re just a little baby boy and you don’t wanna get in trouble

[latileaf]

Sabre:Man I gotta get it straight that you're Illusion now and not Reality because now he's worthless-

Wow,I forgot just how justified Invi was in hating this guy.

[diddly-darn-ghost]

[act-ii-scene-i]

Where do the twin suns fall?

Along the¹ shore the cloud waves break, The twin² suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen ⁴In ⁵Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies But stranger still is Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap⁶ the tatters of the King, Must die⁸ unheard in Dim⁷ Carcosa.

Song of my³ soul, my ⁹voice is dead; Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa.

— Cassilda's Song in "the King in ██████," Act i, Scene 2.

[themoonneedslegs]

i want to rebind that asshole

[tgirl-joker]

i was at Creatures the other day and we have a habituated magpie who is quite friendly and i was in there refilling his water n food and i bent down to pick up his water dish and he landed on my back and then hopped onto my shoulder which was fun for a few seconds until he pecked my earbud right out of my ear and directly into his water dish . little cunt

[caseybobava]

yeah I did actually