Platonic Almondfort will always be the funniest thing to me. Because like it’s not like “Oh Roguefort has to keep their identity a secret or their relationship is not allowed because one’s and their and the other’s a detective but they keep because of love!” They’re just bros, and you can get away with saying stuff like “I robbed a bank last week bro.” Without having a whole argument if you laugh enough. “But they’re a thief! How can you be in a relationship with them?!” “I’m not, we’re just good friends.”
“Oh ok then.”
“Bro, let me out bro, you gotta help me man.”
“Nah.”
“The fuck you mean nah?!”
“Bro can you help me flirt?”
“Step one, stop being you.”
Best part?
It’s fucking canon! A ship I like being canon? What’s next I actually have a sense of gender?
(Also AroAce Almond is one of my many Headcanons although sometimes in other AU’s and such he’s just on the Ace spectrum. It just fits ok? Also Roguefort is on the Aro spectrum sometimes as well.)
I didn’t have any art to put here. Anyways thank you for reading my paragraph about two cookie bros.
