Just finished playing Bioshock and I could NOT take any of Dr. Suchongs audio logs seriously because all of them literally sound like this:
The unsuspecting player: Oh boy! More cool lore about Rapture-
Dr. Suchong: I hate children literally so much like oh my god. I want them all dead. They are RUINING my life by existing. But on the bright side Fontaine is letting me kill puppies to research adam now. So over all good day 👍














