#(dash comm.)

[phenomenally-skilled]

@songofsilentechoes

“Do you think we can ride her like a train or- would that piss her off?” Vi whispers.

[caligulaascendit]

if you respond to my post wwith some deeply sociopathic feminist drivvel about howw all men are useless im just goin to ignore you

[starpotentia1]

riiiight, sure. she's a bitch for not wanting someone she loves cares about to die. it was so wrong of her to expect he might care about hurting her feelings. and god forbid she actually gets the courage to tell him how she feels only to get called a bitch when she says she loves—

well, whatever. she's not doing any of those things again.

[tarotsdivination]

divinity @ all of you:

[reversescale]

”Has anyone seen my Updog? I think I dropped it earlier.”

[envoye]

damn. rough day to be 6'2" 😔

[metoikhomai]

"i was young and foolish and therefore, none of it was a true reflection of my character."

[copycaat]

When did. When did everyone start calling each other bro.....