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[ambiguityenjoyer]

as a fan of all of your "connor storrie" character analysis, what do you think connor's version of loosing his mind over all of this is looking like rn?? how do you think he's viewing hudson supposedly handling it like a "rockstar??"

(also, it's so fun that that is what you pulled from that SUE clip too because earlier i saw that connor posted a new techno song today where it's him going 'i never knew what a life could be like' over and over and over and over and i heard it and thought 'oh he's going THROUGH it rn')

Where the FUCK are you seeing this boy posting techno songs. I never knew what a life could be like is GREAT btw. Techno music is great for him because. I’m sorry. Because I think it’s the perfect platform for bad poets to hide their lyricism with beats. Sorry to him/them. It’s that or be Taylor Swift.

One thing I keep coming back to are their Instagram follower counts. Every time I check with (with one single exception) they have the exact same number. The data isn’t lying - they’re a matched set! Either people want them both or they’re perfectly split between the two of them.

So I imagine it’s weird to feel jealous of someone when you’re literally by cold hard data and compare contrast doing just as well as they are. Just he can be jealous anyway. Bc every time Hudson opens his mouth he seems cooler and cooler.

My instinct is to be like. He’s on Francois’ couch on his burner account watching every video of Hudson available. And then he deletes the app and is In The Moment for about 2 hours of an activity and then he’s back on the damn app. Going outside has to be a nightmare right now - everyone fuckinggggg knows him :( he keeps getting texted about restaurant drama and model drama but he’s not In It anymore :(

Calling Hudson probably a big relief, yeah? He’s so grounded and they talk scripts and movies and fashion and modeling and actors and all the shit that they have that overlaps. And then Hudson hangs up and it’s like. Can’t leave house. Can’t go to gym. Can’t get cold brew. Need to be pretty to be outside. Can’t be grimy or slutty. Can’t go out. Francois is sooooo unhelpful. All his friends are old. Him being old is fine. Old friends are boring.

He literally called Hudson to make sure the A24 news wasn’t going to clash with the birthday weekend and now it’s like well I crashed his thunder. Take That Hudson Williams.

If he’s a bit of a pretentious, drama driven monster underneath sweetie pie exterior than doesn’t it feel a little good to be like. Take That?

[frasiest]

NOT ONE of silver's propaganda moments (very important exception is "i come as his right hand...") would have worked on me. due in large part to him putting on that ridiculous voice while doing it. it's so OBVIOUSLY phony i can't get past it and neither can the ones on the crew with functioning braincells

but as soon as flint does it. i'm like hell yeah motherfucker let's do this shit!!!!!!!!! they HATE HIS ASS but are STILL COMPELLED it's pretty crazy that flint can do what silver does better but he cannot get himself to do it like that cuz he simply gets too much enjoyment out of being a massive cunt to people. biggest unsociable bitch in the bahamas loves making the hoes shit themselves with fear

and i can't help but respect that

LMAO truly from the outside looking in its like well he obviously covers himself in Slime when he has a Persuasive Diva Moment why can no one see that hes Slimed Up why are they listening to someone coated in Slime. but if i were there for real well im not so sure that i would be as you say one of the ones with functioning braincells. in all likelihood i would be taken in and be like ok Yay silver slime moment wow guys hes so convincing lets do what he wants :)

re: flint i do love how he as an extremely limited allotment of hot girl monologue moments. guaranteed successful but use wisely or else next time you need to get ppl to do what you want you better send your kept boy to get prepped in the slime vat. and hes soooo convincing like even when we as the audience know hes either leaving out relevant info or just straight up lying its still like. charlie brown voice well how can he lose if hes so sincere :(.

and then the other 99.9% of the time hes just an absolute cuntress. never been another like her never will be another like her rip james flint 16something-1716 reincarnated via bird approx 1750. the world will never serve as much cunt in the rest of her existence as you did on a fuckass boat for like. a year or two

[the-cookie-of-doom]

When I get home, I’m going to write the most normal KimChay Drabble ever : )

[skeptiquewrites]

Six Sentences Someday

Thanks for the tag from @wolfpants and @mintamintathings! Going to tag @goblinmatriarch @onbeinganangel + you, if you're reading this and would like.

This is from my untitled Bodice Ripper Fest fic where Harry implies he is dating Draco Malfoy but it's fine because no one has seen Draco in at least five years, and he hasn't been in the country for ten. There's no way he'll find out, right?

“Well who are they then?” Ron needled him ceaselessly since Friday night. “Do we know them? It’s not another Tilda is it?”

“No, it’s not another Tilda.” If Harry wanted to risk poisoning by love potion again, he could do better than his obsessed ex-apprentice who had appeared to be normal, until she had declared her body, soul, and boundless love for Harry via flash mob in Diagon Alley. Harry shuddered at the memory.

“I can’t believe you wouldn’t tell me.” Ron looked wounded, but it didn't fool Harry. It was the same face Ron made at Molly for the end piece of the Sunday roast, as he knew Molly considered Hermione’s vegetarianism an advanced form of torture.

“If I tell you anything, half the people in the world will know by lunch.”

“I’ll keep it between us.”

“He’s really very private,” Harry tried to insist, but in doing so made a critical error.

[lilkittenofdoom]

Can you do a little Mammon orb rolling down the stairs? Maybe even with another Mammon tripping over him (he's really cute, sorry)

Lil guy!

Orb Mam

[securistation-yes-man]

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[ask-the-music-man]

Well look at you, handsome! Good to see you warming up to us. You might want to explain to our MM, though... he's pretty understabding, just like us!

“Well it helps that you’re all so kind... It’s very new to me... It’s strange, but it’s nice... It’s especially nice not having to fight everytime I meet someone new...”

“As for Music Man, he is aware of who I am... He created me... Well not intentionally... I’m his fears and insecurities personified as the result of a traumatic experience... I used to be anger and hate too, but he’s let that go recently...”

“I’m sure he’ll understand... It’s Burton, I’m worried about... Our first and only meeting was not... Pleasant... For either of us...”

“That’s why I want to leave before he sees... me-!”

([Speak of the Devil and he shall appear~])