#(he's not human)

[theofficialinternetloner]

Dean and Cas have a baby, and the first time she flies, Dean nearly has a heart attack.

[takescrackseriously]

Will is some type of eldritch being, he's on the verge of dying and manages to make THREE clones of himself, all without being in his spectre???

[thefantasticfivestros]

Yordan Alvarez hits his 5th home run in 3 games!!🤯🤯🤯

[somestorythoughts]

Phineas and Ferb Prompt Part 3 - aka the deity au? that doesn't have a proper title.

I should really figure out a title for this but then I have to figure out if I should go and change the titles on the other posts. I'm just tagging them all deity au? for now, there will probably be at least one other this needs some sort of conclusion.

Prompt. Prev. Next.

Anyway. Onward!

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Heinz has a few reasons for wanting to free Peter the Panda next. First, if he's right about who's trapped under the fur then he and Perry make a very effective team. The Dr. Feelbetter incident wasn't the first time they'd teamed up against him, and they'd dealt with far worse than his occasional need to cause trouble.

Second, Peter's the only other agent he can find without camping out in their nemeses' lair until they show up. But he's also much further away than the others. As far as Heinz can tell, OWCA concentrated most of his pantheon around Danville. Their agents elsewhere are human. This makes Peter a bit harder to reach and if something goes wrong, he doesn't want them spiriting Peter away because he couldn't get to him in time.

Last, well. It's not something he would have thought of before Perry had said that OWCA had made hostages out of families, but family is Peter's area. If needed, he'll keep them safe, and everyone in the pantheon will trust him to do so.

Heinz is currently traveling very fast through metal and wires to Seattle. Several people probably feel a bit of static from his passing.

He emerges from a transformer and hangs from the pole by one hand, surveying the zoo below him. He'd found Peter's home by accident, apparently OWCA couldn't swing a pet ownership license for a panda. A platypus sure, but not a panda. There was probably a very anxious zookeeper somewhere down there that kept miscounting them.

He'd cut out any cameras the moment he'd arrived and no one's near by though he's hardly concerned about a civilian seeing them. He takes aim - and being bound must really affect their senses because Peter is asleep and hasn't noticed him intruding on his territory - and fires the Divine-inator.

Something indescribable, black and white and wooden, fractured across the grass and snapped the bamboo stems. He can hear crackling and clanging and the chop-chop of knives, the air grows hot and furious as the ground warps and the other pandas in the enclosure get as far away from the clawed mass in front of them as they can.

"Careful. You're scaring your tenants."

Perry was content to remain almost entirely formless, had dissolved back into color and sound before Heinz left like a human pulling on a comfortable hoodie. Peter seems to prefer a little form to his formlessness, as aside from the claws (sharp and silver with no limbs to hold them) there are suddenly seven jeweled eyes staring straight at Heinz.

It's the second time that day, the second time in decades, that Heinz has heard his name. He leans on the railing and pretends it's not because the sound of it makes his soul sigh.

"What did you do?"

"I made an inator!" He grins and waves his masterpiece as the seven jewels blink at him. "You're second, I got Perry first. Want to come back to my place so we can make a proper plan?"

Peter the Panda laughs, wild and unrestrained and burning. Heinz had been right about who was under the fur, and he's not surprised at Peter's reaction to working with Perry again.

Because while Perry had been a guardian and threshold deity linked with homes, Peter was the home. God of the hearth, abundance, and family. Their proximity had not made them conventional friends, and they spent much of their time at each other's throat. But target a home under their watch, and their alliance was immediate and effective.

The first time Heinz had seen them calmly talking to each other, no threat in sight, had been surreal. He doesn't know why he's reminded of it as Peter rushes like fire on oil across the enclosure and up the wall to land in front of Heinz. He shapes himself into something like a large human man with gold for eyes.

"Going to give me a ride back?" He grins. "I have a score to settle."

"You might need to let Perry settle that score, there's a complication." When the gold of his eyes turns to fire Heinz nods at the quivering pandas and says "Not all of them ended up in the zoo."

Peter hisses through sharp teeth. "Let's go. When we've got him we can settle the details."

Heinz sees him lay a blessing on the pandas as he drags him towards the transformer.

[furiosophie]

okay i put this in the reblogs of the "personal nightmare-tester hob gadling" post before but i just thought about it again so

imagine dream after being cut off from ppls dreams for over a century coming back and struggling to figure out what's "trendy" rn, like what do ppl wanna dream about these days? what are they afraid off?

and literally the only person he knows who could reliably tell him that bc he's lived among humans for six centuries and has the context for what the fuck is going on with them is, you guessed it, hob gadling

so dream just shows up at random asking him the wildest questions like "hob gadling what is cbat and why are humans having sex dreams about it" and hob is just standing there like pls it is fucking eight am i didn't even have coffee yet

like hob just graduates from personal nightmare-tester to personal dream-trend researcher, and it's just an endless string of "no dream i will not teach your nightmares how to floss that's not even a thing anymore" and "what do you mean can you confirm if this nightmare Iooks like slenderman pls it's two am" or "no dream i do not know why everyone is horny for that four foot tall zombie woman-- wait hold on why are you getting big oh-- oh yeah okay alright i get it"

[wulvrrine]

Doodles of Robbie my beloved oc <3

[bradugy]

How is that hair strand still holding on :]

Wish I had half of its determination u ù