Hello there! I'm your ethereal host, Loner, also known as Their Majesty, Master of Fandom and Arbiter of Ships, and you've reached my pretty popular (I have no idea why) Tumblr blog. There are four possible ways you got here: 1) via the link in my AO3 bio, 2) by noticing that I followed or interacted with you, 3) by stalking the tags that I use, or 4) by browsing randomly. Regardless, you're here now, and there's a very, very long introduction (starting with a disclaimer) waiting for you under the cut (divider credit to @/fight-nights-at-freddys). Fair warning: I edit this post a lot because I'm constantly evolving and I always think of new things to add/change.
Welcome to the Toybox!
๐ชฆ Died: February 9th, 2021 ๐ชฆ
๐ญ Reborn: June 11th, 2021 ๐ญ
All my friends live on the floor / Tiny legs and tiny eyes / They're free to crawl under the door / And- and someday soon, so will I
โผ๏ธ Before You Proceed โผ๏ธ
โ ๏ธ In This House, We: โ ๏ธ
Aggressively and unapologetically ship
Always have a moving header because GIFs are fun
Are pro-sex, pro-kink, pro-fetish, pro-smut/erotica/harlequin/dark romance, and pro-porn (yes, even the types you don't like/think are icky)
Curse in the most American way possible
Describe sex/sexual content and make innuendos on some posts
Follow the principals of ship and let ship, don't like don't read, your kink is not my kink, fiction is not reality, your personal morality should not dictate law, anti-censorship, and anti-harassment
Follow the (personal blog) rule of "not all ships are created equally, but they should be treated equally"
Hate generative AI
Oppose purity culture in all its forms, even the ones dressed up to look progressive
Participate in real person fandom, fiction, and shipping
Passionately talk about American politics, particularly about bad internet bills (i.e., KOSA, COPPA, HR 9495, HB 4938, and others), censorship, and my personal experience with conservatism
Read, write, and post about age gaps, cannibalism, fetishes, incest, kinks, and sexual assault/non-consent
Thirst over both celebrities and fictional characters
Use the word fag (because I'm a fag)
โ ๏ธ THIS BLOG IS RATED 15+ โ ๏ธ
โ ๏ธ ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK โ ๏ธ
๐ Blog & Personal Milestones ๐
Purple = Personal, Red = Likes, Blue = Posts, Green = Reblogs, Pink = Subscribers/Followers
Created My AO3 Account - June 11th, 2021
Posted My First Fic to AO3 - June 12th, 2021
First Het Fic - June 12th, 2021
Created My Tumblr Account - October 1st, 2021
First Slash Fic - March 3rd, 2022
Adopted by the Sherlock Fandom - June 14th, 2023
5 Reblogs - June 15th, 2023
50 Likes - June 17th, 2023
10 Reblogs - June 17th, 2023
25 Reblogs - June 21st, 2023
50 Reblogs - July 2nd, 2023
Started BBC Sherlock - July 3rd, 2023
100 Reblogs - July 16th, 2023
250 Reblogs - July 24th, 2023
500 Reblogs - August 6th, 2023
2.5k Likes - August 15th, 2023
Met My Beta - August 15th, 2023
Came Out As Agender - September 29th, 2023
5k Likes - December 5th, 2023
Received My First Fanart (Batjokes) From a Mutual - April 7th, 2024
250 Posts - April 21st, 2024
Reblogged by @/hilsonisthecure - May 19th, 2024
Received My Second Fanart (Batjokes) From a Mutual - May 27th, 2024
Received My Third Fanart (Batjokes) From a Mutual - June 1st, 2024
500 Posts - June 1st, 2024
10k Likes - June 9th, 2024
Came Out As Proship - June 24th, 2024
Spoke to One of My Favorite Batjokes Artists of All Time - June 28th, 2024
Started Good Omens - August 24th, 2024
Earned My Boopening Badges - October 2024
1k Posts - November 1st, 2024
Came Out As Bisexual - November 5th, 2024
Watched LEGO Batman - November 14th, 2024
Received Kudos From My Favorite AO3 Writer of All Time - December 17th, 2024
Started NBC Hannibal - December 2024
2k Posts - June 29th, 2025
5k Reblogs - August 8th, 2025
Finished NBC Hannibal - Beginning of September 2025
Started Supernatural - September 3rd, 2025
Began Writing My First Destiel Fic - September 5th, 2025
25k Likes - September 29th, 2025
Answered by @/inevitably-johnlocked - September 30th, 2025
100 Subscribers on AO3 - October 2025
Got My Leather Jacket - October 25th, 2025
First Rarepair (Crobby) - November 7th, 2025
Liked & Reblogged by @/strawlessandbraless - November 30th, 2025
3k Posts - December 17th, 2025
First 100 Likes on a Comment - February 6th, 2026
Reblogged by @/inacatastrophicmind - February 16th, 2026
4k Posts - April 12th, 2026
Finished Good Omens - ???
100 Fanfics on AO3 - ???
Finished Supernatural - ???
50k Likes - ???
500 Followers on Tumblr - ???
First Femslash Fic - ???
1m Words on AO3 - ???
1k Followers on Tumblr - ???
โญ๏ธ Star-Studded Reviews โญ๏ธ
"The Arbiter of Ships" - @/overmorrowo
"[Their] work ethic is downright inspiring" - my beta
"You write so good, and I really get caught in the story as I read" - my best friend
"You make fantastic fanfics omg" - comment on forbidden love (is the sweetest)
"Ur fanfic tastes like caramel flavored popcorn" - guest Fanfic eater on popcorn and pierced cock
"Help, this is the best shit ever" - guest one_goofy_bitsh. on a series of firsts
"The only good Eminem/Reader fic I fear" - now privated/deleted bookmark for Painkiller
On Hibiscus Blossoms ๐บ - "Masterpiece", "Just keep coming back here because I love this work sm"
On Through the Flames - "You've fixed the bonfire scene perfectly", "Very sweet", "Thank you for sharing this slice of heaven", "Heart-melty goodness", "Wonderful pining and romance and banter", "It's a keeper"
On Don't Stop the Devil: A Telltale AU - "This is without a doubt one of the most heartbreaking fics I've ever read", "This is the best Telltale Batjokes fic I've ever read", "Masterpiece", "I pulled an all-nighter for this (totally worth it)"
On Love & Betrayal - "omg the triangle got baby fever", "GAHDAYUMMMM ๐๐๐"
"Your smut writing style is so cool" - comment on Love's a Loaded Gun
On Sapphire Eyes - "I loved this so much I love you please write more", "This is absolute chef's kiss"
"Idc if I already left kudos I want to leave more" - comment on Falling
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
What is your name?
You probably assumed that because I already introduced myself as Loner that it is my name, but it is only my default. I have many names and titles, and I will list them in order of preference:
Loner (my default name that both my AO3 and Tumblr fall under)
Rubix (a name derived from a typo in my fic Spring Break ๐ธ; also the name of my third pseudonym on AO3)
Their Majesty, Master of Fandom & Arbiter of Ships (my official title; you may address me as Your Majesty)
11348743 (yes, I am comfortable with being referred to as a number)
Dean (I'm experimenting with my gender presentation at the moment, and I really like Dean Winchester's first name)
Stan (usually only as a joke, but I like being correctly called out as Eminem's number one fan)
How old are you?
I am an adult, but beyond that, I will not reveal my exact age.
What is your gender?
I am agender, otherwise known as gender void. If you've got a problem with that, wait until you see all the gay porn I write ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค
What are your pronouns?
They/them/theirs. I'll let you decide if you want to be formal or informal in terms of names and titles (see above), but no gendered pronouns or language, please. I wish to remain completely gender neutral for obvious reasons.
What are your romantic and sexual attractions?
I am a trans and intersex inclusive biromantic bisexual, but I'm this close to being a panromantic pansexual. The best part? I never have to change the lyrics ๐ฉท๐๐
Do you use AI of any kind in your AO3 works or Tumblr posts? And speaking of AI, is it the reason you've locked your works?
Never! I became a fanfiction writer before the mainstream use of generative AI, and I would never compromise my integrity by using it to write my fics or posts. And yes, due to the April 2025 AI scraping of AO3, all of my fics have been locked for the foreseeable future. I believe that one day in the next two to three years, most- if not all- AO3 fics will be locked, so I encourage everyone who reads this to create an AO3 account.
I do NOT consent to having any of my works or posts fed to ANY AI, regardless of which company owns it.
How do you tag on both AO3 and Tumblr? Is there a system, or is it random?
I use a tagging system on both AO3 and Tumblr because I believe in tagging everything so people can filter it out if they want to.
On AO3, I adhere to my own set of standards when tagging relationships, characters, dynamics, actions, and elements. However, I do allow myself to tag things that aren't established AO3 tags whenever I feel like it, usually when I'm having a mental breakdown about a ship.
On Tumblr, I have added a list of featured tags to my blog so you can find things more easily. U.S. politics are filed under us politics, proship posts can be found under proship, fandom posts go under the fandom they belong to (i.e., Helluva Boss stuff goes under the helluva boss tag), celebrity posts go under the celebrity's name (i.e., Eminem stuff goes under the eminem tag), ship posts go under the ship they belong to (i.e., Destiel stuff goes under the destiel tag), etc. All asks are under the tags tumblr asks and tumblr ask, and all meltdowns that happen here are under the tag meltdowns on my blog. The queue tag is you changed me queue.
Additionally, when I am really, truly, completely obsessed with a ship, I'll create my own personal tag for it, which are as follows: batjokes my beloved and batjokes forever for Batjokes, cherish your cherik, bring back cherik, and revive cherik for Cherik, johnlock supremacy, johnlock for life, and johnlock forever for Johnlock, sope forever for Sope, and they consume me and cowboy husbands for Destiel. There are also tags that I only use for specific characters, which are as follows: fucking cowboy fairy, bisexual dean winchester truther, and please god give me the strength to defeat the straight dean winchester truthers for Dean Winchester, he's so babygirl for Sam Winchester, and they could never make me hate you for Castiel Winchester.
Keep in mind that some fandom, celebrity, shipping, and character tags might not always be on the featured tags list because I always have new hyperfixations that I want to draw attention to, but all you have to do is use the search function or send an ask if you're looking for something specific! Additionally, I'm always getting into new fandoms, ships, and characters, so this section will be regularly updated.
Who is the tag meltdowns on my blog reserved for? Could I be added to it?
The tag meltdowns on my blog is reserved for those who come onto my blog, whether it be in an ask, reblog, or comment section, and harass me. If you do this, I WILL block you and place you under the tag meltdowns on my blog so others can easily find you and block you for their own peace of mind. If you act accordingly (i.e. like a respectful person), you don't have to worry about being added to this tag.
It seems like you're everywhere, and you don't even blaze your posts. Are you Tumblr famous?
Quite a few people have asked me this, but the answer is no. I'm not Tumblr famous unless you count a little over 1k notes on one Batjokes post and 500-5000k notes on my various anti-censorship posts famous. I even made a joke about this subject in my Tumblr bio before anyone ever asked: โจ๏ธfamous only in my headโจ๏ธ, which should be self-explanatory. However, I am in a lot of fandoms, and I do have a lot of friends ๐งก
What are your political and religious affiliations?
I am an ex-conservative who used to be anti-abortion, anti-feminism, anti-gay, anti-trans, and quite racist. I can now say that I have made a full recovery, thanks to fandom, and would consider myself to be a progressive. As for religious beliefs, I am an agnostic, previously traditionalist Christian. The faith is horrible, trust me. It's much more fun to live life on your own terms.
Are you woke (derogatory)?
Before I can answer this question, I have to outline a few things. First, people who ask this really mean, "Are you the conservative scare tactic type of woke?" They're talking about the new form of the Satanic Panic, which is, "Drag queens and sex education and transgenders are coming after our children!" This is not the actual definition of woke. The real one is "to be aware and alert of the inequalities and injustices in society." It originated in the Black community, but it has since been hijacked by right-wingers and is now a buzzword for anything that is considered bad in their eyes, which includes POC, LGBTQ+, women, and not specifically catering to ANYONE who ISN'T a white cishet Christian conservative male. And yes, they really do expect EVERYTHING to be for that one small group of people. You can see this play out in real time whenever you turn on your TV or go on the internet and see them ranting about how a piece of media has "gone woke" because it DARED to feature someone they don't like.
However, by the standard of the actual definition of woke, I am indeed woke. I understand that society isn't set up the same way for everyone, and I know that isn't fair. There are plenty of examples in history of people changing this (see the Emancipation Proclaimation, women's suffrage, women's rights, Martin Luther King Jr., the Stonewall riots, etc.), but we still have a lot of work to do. There are many people who are still crushed by the weight of the American system. To ignore this is to be willfully ignorant.
Finally, to everyone who believes it is somehow anti-American to criticize America, the Founding Fathers did not set this place up so you could meekly obey your superiors without question. The government works for the people, not the other way around, and when it no longer serves the people, they have a sworn duty to resist and replace it with a government that will.
Why the parental advisory sticker?
I get asked this more than any other question on this list (besides the fame one), and I have a few reasons, the first being the most obvious: I write things that would require this sticker if they were put in mixtape or album form. Besides this, I'm a huge music nerd (think Anthony Fantano, then multiply by at least 10), and I wanted to relate my writing side to my musical one. Finally, I want to be an artist one day, and I'm currently working on my very first mixtape/album. Wish me luck ๐
What is your spirit animal/astrology sign?
Dean Winchester.
If reincarnation is real, what do you want to be reborn as?
The black 1967 Chevy Impala from Supernatural.
What fandoms are you in?
Every. Single. One. I'm not joking. If it exists, I've been there at least once. I am the definition of multi fandom madness.
Who are your blorbos?
Real: Adam Sandler, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bruce Willis, David Tennant, Devon Bostick, George Carlin, Gordon Ramsay, Hugh Dancy, Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Jared Padalecki, Jennifer Tilly, Jensen Ackles, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Katya Zamolodchikova, Ke$ha, Mads Mikkelsen, Marshall Mathers (a.k.a Eminem, Slim Shady, and B Rabbit), Martin Freeman, Michael Fassbender, Michael Sheen, Misha Collins, Patrick Stewart, Robert Sean Leonard, Sir Ian McKellen, the BTS members (OT7), and Trixie Mattel.
Fictional: Aziraphale, Becky Rosen, Bill Cipher, Blitzรธ, Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Bruce Wayne, Captain Jack Sparrow, Castiel (Supernatural), Charles Xavier (Professor X), Charlie Bradbury, Crowley (Good Omens and Supernatural), Deadpool, Dean Winchester, Ellen Harvelle, Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto), Gregory House, Hannibal Lecter, Indiana Jones, James Wilson, John Watson, Raquelle and Ryan Carson (Barbie), Raven (DC), Rodrick Heffley, Ruby (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Sherlock Holmes, Stolas Goetia, the Joker, Wednesday Addams, Will Graham, and the Wolverine.
Who are your little meow meows?
Bill Cipher, Hannibal Lecter, Magneto, and the Joker.
Are you an Eminem fan (a Stan)?
Yes, but I'm more than that. You see, I'm the real Stan. As in, the number one. Don't believe me? His full name is Marshall Bruce Mathers; he was born on October 17, 1972; he lived at 19946 Dresden in Detroit, Michigan, which was torn down in November 2013; his first song was called Eat It and was released in 1988; he has 12 studio albums (the first of which is titled Infinite and the last of which is titled The Death of the Slim Shady), 3 alter egos/personas (Eminem, Slim, and B Rabbit), 3 children (Alaina, Hailie, and Stevie), 3 half-siblings (Michael, Nathan, and Sarah), 1 ex-wife (Kim), and several ex-girlfriends, including Mariah Carey. There's also a real possibility he was with Christina Aguilera at some point. If we ever meet, I'll be sure to post the picture here ๐ฉถ
Are you a shipper?
Yes. Quite a prolific one, in fact.
Why are you a shipper?
I've been shipping characters together since I was six years old, as I have always been drawn to romance. I want nothing more than to see two people, real or fictional, fall hopelessly in love and be happy together. I firmly believe it's ingrained in my DNA, and I have never questioned it.
What do you ship?
I'm glad you asked! Here's an exact copy of the full ship list from my AO3 bio (numbered for your convenience), but please note that I update both as needed:
Angel Dust/Husk (Huskerdust; Hazbin Hotel) ๐๐ท
Applejack/Rainbow Dash (Appledash; MLP) ๐๐
Aziraphale/Crowley (Ineffable Husbands; GO) ๐ค๐ค
Batman/the Joker (Batjokes; DC) *WHOATP* ๐ฆ๐
Becky Botsford/Theodore McCallister III (Tobecky; Wordgirl) โญ๏ธโค๏ธ
Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz (Beetlebabes; Beetlejuice) ๐ชฒ๐
Bill Cipher/Stanford Pines (Billford; Gravity Falls) ๐
Blitzรธ/Stolas Goetia (Stolitz; Helluva Boss) โค๏ธ๐
Carrie Krueger/Darwin Watterson (Carwin; TAWOG) ๐ค๐งก
Castiel/Dean Winchester (Destiel; SPN) ๐๐ *OTP*
Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr (Cherik; Marvel) ๐ฉต *OTP*
Crowley/Bobby Singer (Crobby; SPN) โค๏ธ๐ค
Cyborg/Jinx (Cyjinx; DC) ๐ฉต๐ฉท
Deadpool/Wolverine (Poolverine; Marvel) โค๏ธ๐
Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester (Wincest; SPN) โฐ๏ธ๐
Dick Grayson/Starfire (Robstar; DC) โค๏ธ๐ฉท
Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovski (Kyman; South Park) ๐งก
Garfield Logan/Rachel Roth (BBRae; DC) ๐๐
Greg Heffley/Rodrick Heffley (Heffleycest; DOAWK) โฐ๏ธ๐
Greg House/James Wilson (Hilson; House, M.D.) ๐
Gumball Watterson/Penny Fitzgerald (Penball; TAWOG) ๐๐
Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham (Hannigram; Hannibal) ๐ฉธ
Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy (Harlivy; DC) โค๏ธ๐ค๐
Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Lapidot; SU) ๐ฉต๐
Lars Barriga/Sadie Miller (Larsadie; SU) ๐
Min Yoongi/Jung Hoseok (Sope; BTS) *OG OTP* ๐๐ฟ
Ruby/Sapphire (Garnet; SU) โค๏ธ๐๐
Sal Fisher/Larry Johnson (Salarry; Sally Face) ๐๐ค
Shaggy Rogers/Velma Dinkley (Shelma; Scooby Doo) ๐งก๐
Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (Johnlock; All Sherlock Media) *OTP* ๐
Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair (Wenclair; Wednesday) ๐ฉท๐ค
Why do you ship what you ship?
I ship whatever keeps me up at night, and if a certain ship I like happens to be "problematic" to other people, then that's their problem. Grow the fuck up. But if you want to convert me to your ship, you better come with solid evidence and be a sweet-talker. Send asks if you want to.
Are you proship?
Yes.
What definition of proship do you use?
The only one there is: ship and let ship (SALS). Proship does not mean "problematic ship/shipper/shipping," and it never has. You're thinking of comship or perhaps even darkship, which stand for complicated or dark (as in morally questionable) ship, respectfully.
Furthermore, I believe in the related principles of don't like don't read, your kink is not my kink, fiction is not reality, and your personal morality should not dictate law. I am also firmly anti-censorship and anti-harassment. No media of any type should be censored, regardless of how "icky" it makes certain people/groups of people feel. Harassment should not be allowed or condoned under any circumstances whatsoever.
As a true proshipper, I include ALL ships in my definition of proship, regardless of whether they are het, slash, or femslash. I do not exclude commonly excluded ships such as those that involve age gaps, cannibalism, incest, kinks and fetishes that may be personal icks of mine, RPF (real person fandom and fiction), and sexual assault/non-consent. There is no such thing as an "illegal" ship, as everything that occurs is purely fictional and harms no one in real life.
ALL ships are allowed, encouraged, and respected here. My personal mantra regarding this is "not all ships are created equally, but they should be treated equally."
Why are you a proshipper?
Everyone should be able to ship whatever they want to, and everyone should be allowed to write, draw, or otherwise portray whatever topics they want to. Freedom of expression is more important than someone's (usually fake) moral outrage.
If you don't agree with some or all of the statements above, I encourage you to BLOCK ME. I have no desire to argue with you over FICTIONAL relationships, and I don't have the time for it, either.
Finally, please note that if you have a proship, comship, or darkship DNI in either your bio or pinned post and I see it, I immediately block you and move on. I also block people who have specific fandom/shipper DNIs in their bios or pinned posts, even if I'm not part of the group being referred to. If you happen to be in any of those groups of people and are reading this, block me now so I don't have to do it later. You don't want to deal with me, and I don't want to deal with you. You're tailoring your internet experience to be what you want it to be, and I can respect that.
Do you actually support rape, incest, non-consent, suicide, murder, cannibalism, homophobia, the use of slurs, etc., because you write about it?
Absolutely not! Fiction and reality can sometimes affect each other but are still two entirely different realms, something a lot of people can't seem to grasp. What I write is a matter of self-expression, no different than any other type of artistry, and I believe people should be able to create whatever they want because somehow, somewhere, in some way, it's helping someone through a tough time. Censorship hurts those who experience these things by stigmatizing them.
What are you for/have all the love and respect in the world for?
All of the LGBTQ+ allies, alternative people, AO3, artists of all kinds, baking, BDSM and the BDSM community, comedy, creative people of all kinds, crossdressers, disabled people, drag kings and queens, emos (like me), fandom as a whole, fanart, fanfiction, furries, gardening, gay marriage, goths, medical care for transgender people, my fellow mental illness sufferers (keep going; I believe in you), music (particularly hip-hop, K-pop, pop, rock, and techno), pornography (as long as it's consensual and no one is being forced or trafficked), punks, sex education, sex workers (again, it has to be a consensual arrangement), shippers and shipping, the LGBTQ+ community ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ, Tumblr, and writing.
What are you against/have no tolerance for?
Pedophiles, zoophiles, and necrophiles are top of the list for me, and after them come TERFS/SWERFS/radfems and radqueers. Don't disrespect someone's race, age, mental illness, or physical disability like that. I also don't like racists, sexists, intersexists, homophobes of any kind, transphobes (transmisogynists AND transmisandrists), misogynists, misandrists, antis, people who are pro-censorship or pro-harassment, and sasaengs. If you're any of the things mentioned above, you might as well get off this blog; it's not the place for you. Additionally, I'm not a fan of conservatives, Christians, or right-wingers in general because of how they treated me in the past.
Fascists, Nazis, and Zionists piss me off, and I'm against bills like KOSA, COPPA, and the Screen Act because they're just pure fascism masquerading as "protecting children online." I'm also against HR 9495 because I believe we should protect our nonprofit organizations, including AO3.
Are minors allowed here?
I provided a warning at the beginning of this post, but I want to elaborate on this specific point.
This blog is rated 15+, and the content I put out for public consumption is anything but family-friendly. However, I have no foolproof method of verifying anyone's age, whether it be here or on AO3. Therefore, as a minor, you interact with this blog AT YOUR OWN RISK. If you choose to do this, you WILL see everything listed underneath the in this house, we: disclaimer at the beginning of this post unless you 1) block me or 2) filter out the posts/tags you don't want to see.
I am NOT responsible, legally or otherwise, for any potential suffering on your part that comes from reading my fics or viewing my Tumblr posts, but you are responsible for curating your own internet experience. I am not your parent or guardian. I cannot truly stop you from interacting with this blog or my AO3 if you are determined to do so.
This is a proship stance, and I will not be changing it anytime soon.
Why should I follow you?
I'm chaotic, insane, and thoroughly entertaining. I'll also never block you for being in a certain fandom or for liking a particular ship. What more could you ask for?
Do you have any unpopular opinions that might deter me from following you?
Plenty. I've already discussed the fandom and ship ones (being proship, anti-censorship, and anti-harassment), and the rest are music or celebrity related, plus a few more fandom ones and some hot button issues. I'll list the most unpopular ones here for your convenience.
Celebrities need to stop saying things like, "I never wanted to be famous" or "I never intended to be famous." Yes, you did. You knew what you were doing, and you knew that it would most likely lead to fame. Stop complaining about your "busy" schedule and your devoted, loving, caring fans who worship the ground you walk on; you have more money and a better life than most people ever will.
Chappell Roan fell out of favor with me when she started saying pro-Republican things before the 2024 election. She's a queer woman and an inspiration to many queer youth, and yet she's out here telling everyone to use critical thinking skills about who to vote for regarding a party that is historically anti-LGBTQ+? Yeah, right. Something's fishy as fuck. Later, I heard about how terribly she was treating her fans, and I don't want to join a fandom where I'll be labeled a stalker by the person I look up to just because I nicely asked for an autograph or a picture. And who could forget her apparent hatred towards men? You can't claim to support trans men and then retract your statements, Chappell. You also can't sit here and run your mouth about how men can't make good art. What about Eric Kripke? Alex Hirsch? Bryan Fuller? Alice Cooper? Eminem? The bottom line is that woman=good, men=bad is classic radfem logic, and I won't stand for it.
"Emo pop" does not exist. It's just sad pop, plain and simple. Emo music has to have rock DNA to even qualify as emo.
Generative AI dumbs people down, ruins creative peoples' livelihoods, and destroys art as a whole. It needs to be disposed of.
I do not care for Lana Del Rey's music, and I'm not a big fan of her as a person, either. The music is just not my style (I have never liked the 1950s and therefore, have never found myself wanting to go back to them), and she's said things that could be considered racist and sexist in the past, which were mostly directed at POC women. Plus, she recently married a MAGA man who posts a lot of weird shit on social media. No, thank you. She reeks of Republican.
I do not like Beyoncรฉ or Jay Z. They're connected to the Diddler, and I'm certain they were involved in 2Pac's, Aliyah's, and Michael Jackson's deaths.
Kanye Wast is pathetic. He's a level of conspiracy theorist that even QAnon people would be jealous of, a MAGA moron, and has been disrespectful and usually abusive to every woman he's been with. The most recent example of this is his 2025 Grammy appearance with his wife, Bianca Censori. You can not tell me he didn't force that woman to strip for some sort of humiliation ritual aimed at Kim Kardashian. His contribution to hip hop is enormous, but as a person, he's the worst.
MAGA/Republican rap, country, and country rap are the worst genres of music ever created, with MAGA/Republican rap being the worst of the three.
Melanie Martinez is a predator (as of now, this is still a pretty unpopular opinion, but I suspect that will change). When I found out about the SA accusations, I noped the fuck out of her fandom before I even really got into it. I believe victims, especially when the abuser uses "she didn't say no" as a defense. That's textbook abuser and manipulator right there. And it's not just Timothy Heller who's accused her of SA, but Maddie Carina as well. One person is easy to brush aside, but two is a bit harder to shrug off. Personally, the fact that Melanie didn't try to stop her fans from harassing, threatening, and doxxing Timothy off the internet is highly suspicious. Sounds to me like this was the easiest way to discredit Timothy and get rid of her before the mainstream started believing her.
MGK is a predator, and one day, he's going to be revealed as such. He was also utterly decimated by Eminem with Killshot. If you're an MGK fan and believe otherwise, please stop inhaling the copium and accept the truth.
Modern pop music is terrible, soulless, and often annoying. It's gotten so manufactured and simple that I can rarely listen to anything made after the year 2017.
Not an unpopular opinion (at least not anymore), but I just had to include it: I do not like Drake. I never did, and I like him even less after all of the creepy stuff came out during the beef with Kendrick. They not like us ๐ฃ๐ฅ
Taylor Swift >>> Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, etc. Sorry, not sorry. Swiftie for life ๐ฆ๐ซถ๐ฐ๐งฃ๐ฝ๐๐น๐ชฉ๐๐๐๏ธ
TikTokers are not real celebrities and never will be.
TikTok music sucks, and so do 99.9% of TikTok artists.
You can not be conservative or right-wing and also be alternative, emo, goth, punk, etc. They're complete opposites of each other. Pick a side and stick with it.
Can I get your AO3?
There's a link in my bio, but I'm more than happy to shamelessly promote myself here as well. Make sure you have an AO3 account because you'll need to log in to read my fics (everyone says it's worth it).
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Can I DM you?
Absolutely! Just keep things appropriate. I'm not looking to date anyone, but I'm always looking for more friends!
Can I send you fanart?
The answer to this question is always yes.
Can I request a fic?
Always. I'll write anything (excepting things that will hurt my ships, like a reader insert or another person being added to the existing ship; see above for the full ship list): romance, fluff, smut, angst, incest, stepcest, underage (child/child, teen/teen and adult/child), fantasy (omegaverse, fairy, angel, demon, mermaid, vampire, werewolf, etc.), all kinds of kinks and fetishes, etc. I will write for other ships besides the ones I already know and love, but you'll have to give me the ship name and some background information so it can become an obsession of mine too.
Can I request fic recommendations or send you fic recommendations?
Yes, but keep in mind that I mainly stick to my ships when I recommend/take recommendations (see the ship list above).
Can I collaborate with you on a fic?
You will have to send me details via DM so we can discuss it, but I'm 99.9% sure I'll say yes.
I need a beta! Can you send me in the direction of yours?
Of course! Send me an ask or a DM, and I'll give you their Tumblr handle.
Can we have a political/religious/fandom/shipping discussion in good faith?
Yes, but I have to warn you again that if you're looking for an argument, you're going to lose.
What will get me blocked?
I curate my own internet experience, which means I do a lot of blocking for my own peace of mind. Please note that I treat my blocklist as a blacklist; once you are on it, you will NEVER be unblocked.
๐ซ Being a pedo, zoo, or necro, encouraging them to act, or supporting their offenses. I do not care what your shipping opinions are; sexual abuse of LIVING, BREATHING children or animals or those that are deceased is NEVER acceptable, and the perpetrators are NOT part of the LGBTQ+ community in ANY way, shape, or form. However, I don't have an issue with those who have a paraphilia that is NOT associated with sexual abuse, i.e., dacryphilia, plushophilia, etc., and I don't care if someone chooses to write fanfic or draw fanart that involves themes of sexual abuse.
๐ซ Being a radqueer (commonly designated by the emojis ๐๐), but only if you encourage and/or support the aforementioned or believe "transracial," "transage," "transabled," "transautistic," etc. exist. They don't, plain and simple.
๐ซ Being a TERF/SWERF/radfem. Yes, they're all pretty much the same in my book, and yes, I'm the big, bad, sex positive trans activist your parents warned you about. Why do you want to make trans peoples' lives more miserable than they already are, especially now? Why do you want to "kill all men?" Why do you want to stop sex workers from being able to make money to support themselves and their families? Why do you have a purity culture mindset when it comes to sex? Why do you stan a woman who has no medical or psychology degree but speaks as though she does? Why do you want to "transvestigate" everybody, including cis people, because you're obsessed with what they have in their pants? Please unlearn this toxicity; I promise you will feel better.
๐ซ Being a quote-unquote "battleaxe bi", a "gender critical", a "gold star gay/lesbian," or any other form of exclusionist. I am so tired of the queer infighting and community gatekeeping. Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Nonbinary people exist. Agender, bigender, trigender, polygender, pangender, and other unconventional gender identities exist. Bisexual, pansexual, and other sapphic varieties of women exist. Men of all sexualities exist. Get over it.
๐ซ Being an antishipper, pro-censorship, or pro-harassment. We don't do that here. This is a place for everyone, regardless of fandoms or ships. If I find you, whether it be through my or someone else's posts, likes, reblogs, comments, tags, purely by chance, or on a blocklist, you'll be blocked. I also block people who unironically use any of the following words/phrases: degenerate, gooner, coomer, and porn addict/addiction. As stated previously, you'll be blocked if you have a proship, comship, or darkship DNI in your bio or pinned post. Those who have specific fandom/shipper DNIs in their bios or pinned posts will be blocked as well, even if I am not part of the groups being referred to.
๐ซ Being an authoritarian, which includes communism, fascism, Nazism, and Zionism. And no, the last one doesn't mean I'm antisemitic or against the Jewish faith. Pick up a dictionary and learn the difference. Anyway, fuck Israel, and fuck you if you support their continued genocide of the Palestinian people. This blog wants to free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
๐ซ Being an eating disorder blog. I am uncomfortable with that type of content, particularly "thinspo" and "skinny" content. I try my best to block these blogs as I come across them, but if you can see this, I don't want you here. Please leave.
๐ซ Being an empty blog. I define an empty blog as being the Tumblr default, meaning that nothing or almost nothing (including the profile pic, banner, title, and bio, as well as the posts, likes, and following pages) has been personalized. If you interact with my blog in any way as a blog completely devoid of personalization, you'll be blocked. The only exception to this rule is empty blogs that submit fic prompts. Your ask will NOT be deleted, as I understand that some people prefer to use an empty side blog as opposed to the anonymous feature to submit their prompt. It would be nice if you would clarify that in your ask, though!
๐ซ Being anti-man (misandrist), anti-woman (misogynist), racist, sexist, intersexist, any kind of homophobic, transphobic (which includes BOTH transmisogyny AND transmisandry), etc.
๐ซ Being any classification of scammer. This includes people who run donation blogs for Palestine, the LGBTQ+ community, supposed "lottery winners", and others. If you follow this blog and have links for GoFundMe, Kickstarter, or other donation sites on your blog, I will block you. I hate to be like this, but unfortunately, many people take advantage of legitimate causes for financial gain, and from what I've seen, only a handful of donation blogs are genuine.
๐ซ Being one of those billionaire bootlickers. I don't like fascism apologists, especially ones who use the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" to excuse their behavior. Yes, that healthcare CEO deserved to die for killing all those people. Yes, Jeff Bezos deserves jail time for his reprehensible working conditions, and so does Elon Musk for blowing up several people with his "cars," as well as all of the other shit he's done. This blog wants to free Luigi Mangione ๐ฎ๐น๐บ๐ธ
๐ซ Being one of those gore/vore blogs. I found one of these in my notes recently, and I was very upset when I saw what kind of content they were posting. Please leave.
๐ซ Being one of those koreaboos or sasaengs. There's a fine line between liking, admiring, relating to, and even wanting to be in a K-pop group and wanting to be Asian when you're not, participating in Asian fishing, and harassing and/or stalking the members. Put your pants on, find the line, and get on the right side of it. You're giving us normal K-pop fans a bad reputation. And I know at least one person will send me an ask after reading this and say, "But you write dirty K-pop fanfiction where people do gay things with their private parts!" My response to that is simple: I'm doing it under two pseudonyms and posting it to only two platforms on the internet (AO3 and occasionally, Tumblr). I'm not outside someone's house with a camera or following an idol around the world. Besides, I think I'm allowed to write Yoongi and Hoseok banging; they make a cute couple, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were secretly together. I hope they are, and I hope they're very happy.
๐ซ Being one of those MAGA cult members. I've encountered your kind before, and I will only entertain your incoherent ramblings as long as it takes for me to gather sufficient content to show my growing audience, then I'll block you. I've never encountered a MAGAt yet who could actually use critical thinking skills and come to the table with a legitimate argument WITHOUT the use of slurs, insults, and/or personal attacks. If you'd like to try, then by all means, let's have a discussion. I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that you must be incredibly brain-dead for continuing to support someone like that. He literally called you poorly educated TO YOUR FACE in 2016, and you still don't understand it. Idiocracy at its finest. Also, anyone who was born in the U.S. is an American citizen by default, regardless of whether or not the parents are legal. Cry about it some more. Oh, and by the way, unless you're Native American, your lineage will eventually trace back to someone who was an immigrant to this country, which makes you the descendent of immigrants and therefore, an immigrant yourself. Anyone who doesn't understand this is a fucking moron. Read books instead of burning them.
๐ซ Being one of those people who are part of the QAnon cult. Do I even need to explain why this is bad and why I wouldn't want those types of people on my blog? Everyone should know why this is on the list at this point.
๐ซ Being one of those people who are "pro-life." If you actually gave a fuck about anyone, you'd start by advocating for the homeless, the LGBTQ+ community, and those in poverty. Also, it would be nice if you'd support things that actually helped pregnant individuals, like prenatal care, maternity leave, SNAP, etc. We can't even take care of people who are already here, and you're worried about a group of cells that isn't even conscious yet.
๐ซ Being one of those people who identify as "dreamgender" or "dreamsexual" in a way that relates to the Minecraft YouTuber (MCYT) Dream. The real definition of dreamgender is where you feel as though your gender is fuzzy and far-off, similar to a dream. Dreamromantic and dreamsexual are where you experience romantic or sexual attraction in dreams, but rarely or never experience it in real life. Legitimate dreamgenders, dreamromantics, and dreamsexuals will be accepted and validated here, but MCYT-related ones will not. Stop trying to create "new" sexualities for your fandom.
๐ซ Being one of those people who only post political propaganda on their blog. I don't want to be around people whose main focus in life is who they're voting for. Being obsessed with a politician, regardless of your political beliefs, is insane. Please either get a hobby or find a talented celebrity/fictional character to be obsessed with instead.
๐ซ Being one of those people who pretend to have a mental illness/disorder for attention, clout, and/or sympathy. Stop telling everyone you're so qUiRkY and oRgAnIzEd because you have OCD. Stop informing everyone that you have depression because you listen to Billie Eilish and like the color black. Stop saying you have an anxiety disorder because you were anxious about *one* test. Stop claiming to be a D.I.D. system when you have no trauma. Stop making fun of people with Tourettes or autism by doing the craziest, most unbelievable tics or stims. If you suspect you have a mental disorder, go to a LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
๐ซ Disrespecting my name or my pronouns. If you can't bring yourself to give me the common courtesy of respect, I don't want to interact with you.
๐ซ Harassing one of my friends, followers, mutuals, or readers.
๐ซ Sending hateful or threatening asks. If you insist on doing this to feel good about yourself for about ten measly seconds, grow a pair and use your actual blog instead of anon, the latter of which is meant for shy people to submit fic prompts. Don't ruin it for them. Also, make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about before you submit the ask. The last person who didn't fucked around and found out.
What if I don't agree with some (or all) of your opinions? What if I don't like your language, gender identity, sexual orientation, fandom/ship opinions, religious/political beliefs, or home country? What if I'm upset that you called me out on any (and potentially all) of my bullshit?
Block me and move on. There's no need to send nasty asks because I won't read them, and let's be honest: neither of us have the time to get into a flame war. I have to write, and you have other people in your life to disappoint.
Other Songs That Describe Me, Have Personal Meaning or Sentimental Value, or Are My Favorites:
I live for the applause, applause, applause / I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause, live for the- / Way that you cheer and scream for me / The applause, applause, applause
Maybe what I need now more than likely's a psych eval / Mama, how do you like me now? / Are you proud of me yet?
Girls girls girls / Long legs and burgundy lips / Girls girls girls / Dancing down on the Sunset Strip / Girls girls girls / Red lips, fingertips
It's so unreal, didn't look out below / Watch the time go right out the window / Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know / I wasted it all just to watch you go
I can make it better / I can hold you tighter / 'Cause through the morning / Oh, you're the light / And I almost had you / But I can't forget you / 'Cause you were the reason that I survived
Nothin' lasts forever / And we both know hearts can change / And it's hard to hold a candle / In the cold November rain
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me / It just won't leave me alone / I still find it all a mystery / Could it be a dream? / The road to nowhere leads to me
You gotta call me, man / I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose / sincerely yours, Stan / P.S. we should be together too
I wanna get away (get away) / to our sweet escape
GIFs of My One True Pairings (OTPs):
Last updated 05/17/26
