#(helppppp lmao)

[ouidamforeman]

Someone stop me from doing horny fanart of Narvin injured

[madampringle]

JOHNATHAN WALKER IF YOU SEE A MAN CALLING HIMSELF MEPHISTO IN FUTURE WORKS COMING UP DO NOOOOOOT FALL FOR HIS TRICKS, I KNOW YOU’RE A BISEXUAL MESS AND HE’LL OFFER YOU YOUR DEAD BEST FRIEND BACK OR SOMETHIN BUT SAY. NO. SAY NO!

HE’S SCOOPING UP EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE MFERS WHOS BEST FRIENDS DIED LIKE CANDY, DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!! 😂

[avacynthia]

"Hey I'm going to Kalos you want anything?" Why is he going to pick fights with the french—

"Kalos, hm...?" Cynthia arches a bemused eyebrow in response to Volkner's offer, already piecing this little puzzle together. She remains one of Sinnoh's sharpest, after all. "I didn't peg you as much of a traveler, but it sounds like a well-deserved break. Have fun."

The champion flashes a knowing smile, steepling her fingers beneath her chin. "Indulge me for a moment--this wouldn't happen to coincide with your Mega Evolution fascination lately, would it? If so...you're headed to the right place to get the information you need. Kalos is full of experts."

"I want..." Cynthia pulls out her black handbag and slides a generous portion of Pokedollars across the polished desk, "...you to treat yourself, Volkner. Try not to get into too many, um, headline-raising scrums. And--if you do decide to learn more about Mega Evolution, I want you to be prepared to discuss what you found when you return." She laughs. "It sounds like homework, doesn't it? I suppose it sort of is. Oh, also--"

"Kalos has some beautiful proposal spots and potential wedding venues, just so you know. Feel free to browse around, yes? Just a thought--"