Me: Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Husband: Bad first, I guess.
Me: We didn't win the Powerball.
Husband: What's the good news?
Me: We'll stay humble and treasure the things we already have.
Both of us: ...
*maniacal laughter that quickly fades as we both realize we have to get up early in the morning and keep toiling like the serfs we are*












