#(on mobile)

[hot-head-birb]

A Zoroark apporached Leon and clears her throat. "Pardon me, Have you recieved anything like gift basket of treats and such for pokemon you know?" she paused and holds up a little basket of treats and goodies. "Cause I caught a friend of mine getting ready to send some out... I just want to make sure he hasn't caused any issues seeing as this one is for an, Ashley." (@zoeysnexushome)

Leon was caught off-guard by the Zoroark speaking to him, he’d figured most Zoroark would disguise themselves when in public spaces. Then his eyes moved to the basket itself.

“I don’t think so but, I do know an Ashley,” he said inspecting the visible contents of the basket to see if it had the usual culprits of Ashley’s doing.

[stiwfssr]

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I have made a sex-free edit of the 2008 adult film To the Last Man.

The original version is more than five hours, but can be (and has been) cut down to about 45 minutes (including the credits). It's all plot and nice cinematography.

A couple of scenes I included have some of that aforementioned plot occurring alongside nudity. I censored the offending dicks and nutsacks, but left the bare asses. I think we can all handle some non-sexual ass. As a treat.

There's lots of murder, though.

[help-im-egg]

Why are they social distancing

[symbol-of-love]

THIS OR THAT

Thank you @onyxsboxes for tagging me ❤️

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

Tagging @blakelysco-pilot @qivage-kindred @thoughts-of-caly

[is-the-fire-real]

Jews in my phone, I have a question.

Most of the lullabies song to me as a child were Christian hymns. I don’t want to utilize those with my kids, for obvious reasons. So far, we sing them Shalom Aleichem at night and Modeh/Modah Ani in the morning. They’re still in the womb but we’re coming up on the point where they will be freed. If you would like to tell me what songs your caregivers sang to you when you were young, that would be delightful!

I’m extra curious about Sephardic songs since that’s what I’m converting to, but any and all are welcome.

[marionpuppetquinns]

wtf happened to mobile, why is everything out of the way of one-handed use?? why is it all weirdly spaced now? @staff

[kingzephy]

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