I have made a sex-free edit of the 2008 adult film To the Last Man.
The original version is more than five hours, but can be (and has been) cut down to about 45 minutes (including the credits). It's all plot and nice cinematography.
A couple of scenes I included have some of that aforementioned plot occurring alongside nudity. I censored the offending dicks and nutsacks, but left the bare asses. I think we can all handle some non-sexual ass. As a treat.
↳ fics curated by a terminally online Haechan stan
a/n: Hi! sooo, while looking for the fics I was gonna recommend, I noticed I mostly read Haechan’s (guilty!), so there’s not gonna be much neo variety :(
Buuuttt I searched really well, so there are some gems in here (and also some of the classics I know we all lovee)
✧ pay attention by @hyucktion
— haechan x reader, public setting, 10/10 loved
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✧ can i by @yutaholic
— haechan x reader, exes + smut (my favorite plot iykyk)
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✧ two photos two kisses by @slightlymore
— jeno x reader, smut + fluff, party sex. loved it so much… I wanna be y/n so bad
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✧ the boy is mine by @domjaehyun
— haechan x reader, smutty + angsty. it’s a series fic, ik we all love it… toxic hyuck for the win
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✧ fuck me emo boy by @mrkis
— haechan x reader, smut. emo concept photo haechan… I went feral over those pics
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✧ wait for me by @neowinestainedress
— jeno x reader, smut. jeno being hot as usual (want him so bad I’m going in.sa.ne)
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✧ eat it by @smileysuh
— jaehyun x reader, smut + uni fic. y/n and jaehyun are smartasses and it’s so hot for no reason
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✧ eater 101 by @iceonneo
— haechan x reader, smut. enemies to... fuckers??? it’s a drabble but I loved it
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✧ indica dreams by @hazyhae
— plug!haechan x reader, smut. I fear what this did to me
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✧ ice cream thief by @tddyhyck
— haechan x reader. pervy roommate!haechan (me next pls)
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✧ back 2 u by @raibebe
— jeno x reader, smut + a lil fluff and angst. fuckbuddy!jeno
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✧ simon says by @dongfuck
— haechan x reader, switch!haechan <3 smut + fluff.
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✧ i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to fuck you by @sincerelyneo
— mark lee x reader, smut + friends to lovers. I just love mark (and I need him too)
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✧ falling for you by @leejenowrld
— haechan x reader, smut + strangers to lovers. haechan and a christmas party... yes
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✧ you have to wait by @babyflossy
jaemin x reader, smut, soft dom jaemin
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✧ special mention ✧
everything written by @domjaehyun
what's everyone's fave sterek fic? bonus points if its long and i can get lost in it. i am having some feels and need some comfort. my usual go tos are a bit worn out.
are, based on their Main Ideas. If I try to answer that in one post I’ll break everything. So here’s the Definitive List, and I’ll link each title to whichever post I chewed through the whole movie in, talking about its Main Idea and what’s good/bad about it. If anybody wants to know, this is the Reference Post for Disney Analyses.
Top Best
(#1 being the Very Best of all time, #10 being the 10th-Best of all time)
Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Cinderella
Lilo & Stitch
The Little Mermaid
Sleeping Beauty
Aladdin
Frozen
Zootopia
(Disclaimer: I believe Tangled should be on the above list, but haven’t analyzed it yet.)
Top Worst
(#1 being the All-Time Worst, #10 being The Best the Worst Could Do)
Wish
Strange World
Raya and the Last Dragon
Moana 2
Zootopia 2
Frozen II
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Encanto
The Black Cauldron
(Note: Disney doesn’t usually make bad animated movies. That trend is new, in the last 10 years. Their worst is still usually better than any other contemporary animated thing coming out at the same time—with those top 3 as an exception. The sequels usually should never have been made in the first place, and therefore they almost wind up on the list by default. But that should tell you how morbidly-impressively bad those top 3 are.)
I’ll update as I go until each title is hyperlinked to a post.
If you want me to zero in more in depth about a particular aspect of a movie—the villain, a type of theme, a specific scene—usually I already have, because I mull each movie over for a long time. For example, I think I made around 8 posts about Wish when it first came out, and when The Little Mermaid Live Action was coming out I sang the original’s praises in like 12 posts, long & short. So just search my profile, I guess, if you’re interested! But this list is for animation and a bird’s-eye analysis of the whole movie, centered around the Main Idea of that movie.