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[vital-hammer]

Fuck. A broken ankle was bad enough, but a broken ankle outside of town in the middle of the night was worse. Much worse.

Embarrassingly, it wasn't even the trash beast that injured him. In fact, the beast was dead when Follo got his foot stuck in that hole. Not to mention, this was only days after his late-night adventures were noticed.

Now he has to limp his way back to town. He had walked for about 40 minutes when he found the trash beat, he wondered how long it'll take to walk that far back...

About halfway back, he gives in to the exhaustion and pain and decides to sit for awhile, hoping someone would notice him missing when the sun comes up. Unfortunately, he knows it will be longer than that for his absence to be noticed.

ooc: First person to respond gets to notice him missing from Kamuatari! However long you think is realistic is how long he's been missing 👍

[maebys-delivery-service]

on a scale of one to whacking a wasps nest in a tool shed, how bad of an idea is capturing one of those little guys that keep popping out of the mega-beak?

on one hand, they seem pretty angry and mean.

on the other, it ate my hotdog and I want revenge.

[hackxr]

— — — “Well, you know what they say. Give a gal a fish, and she’ll eat for a day. Teach a gal to phish and she’ll be inside your checking account by dessert.”

[hopeturned]

"Ah, that'll be the countdown."

"I suggest you run!"

[infiniitefrequency]

Was it bad taste to buy yourself a birthday cake?

Maybe.

But she’d spent a good portion of the last decade not having many people to celebrate with, so it became a tradition to go to the fanciest self owned bakery she could find and buy herself a small six inch birthday cake. That way if she ate it all in one night she wouldn’t get too sick.

“Hi, yes, I have an order, for Wilhelmina Hammond?”

Rocking back on her heels, she gave the shop girl a smile, stuffing her hand in her pocket to get her wallet.

“Here you are Ms. Hammond. And happy birthday.”

She looked up after paying, before giving a grin, “39. It’s the new 29, right?” she gave a grin, before taking her box and spinning around with it a bit too fast, almost stumbling into someone, “Oh! Sorry! I keep doing that to people!”

[rivenrose]

“...” She’s a bit moody. Careful, she bites.

[gothamfang]

"You know cannibalism is one of the few things we know biology we shouldn't do. It's not even a moral failing, we weren't meant to eat other." Kirk chattered along, his fingers tapping away. "Prion disease, not even h e a t can really kill it. It's hard to get rid of and if you catch it? You waste away, sinew and all."