#(or small)

[nayys-world]

I will always happily objectify him respectfully of course

The lump in the front 😫

Just tell us how big/small it is already🫦

It's fat we see that 😝🫣

[annwayne]

Tumblr say hi to Ari Coltyr, a disaster of a human who meets Bane in 34 BBY. Oh and Chul’s a crime lord or sumth’n. Long story short, Bane gets hired by Chul, Ari’s boss, for a job and sends Ari along to ‘keep an eye’ on the bounty hunter. (Can we say trust issues?) Dialogue under the cut since I know my handwriting is shit.

Ari: Intense staring Bane: ? Bane: What’re ya look’n at? Ari: I believe those Jedi are headed our way. Bane: Ari: Bane: Lets get go’en. Ari: But I want to meet them! Bane: Yer Chul’s second in command, Ari: WAS! Bane: *Sigh* Ya think they’ll just ask ya to tea? Ari: Maybe...