#or small

[nayys-world]

I will always happily objectify him respectfully of course

The lump in the front 😫

Just tell us how big/small it is already🫦

It's fat we see that 😝🫣

[annwayne]

Tumblr say hi to Ari Coltyr, a disaster of a human who meets Bane in 34 BBY. Oh and Chul’s a crime lord or sumth’n. Long story short, Bane gets hired by Chul, Ari’s boss, for a job and sends Ari along to ‘keep an eye’ on the bounty hunter. (Can we say trust issues?) Dialogue under the cut since I know my handwriting is shit.

Ari: Intense staring Bane: ? Bane: What’re ya look’n at? Ari: I believe those Jedi are headed our way. Bane: Ari: Bane: Lets get go’en. Ari: But I want to meet them! Bane: Yer Chul’s second in command, Ari: WAS! Bane: *Sigh* Ya think they’ll just ask ya to tea? Ari: Maybe...

[pearlscentprincess]

Me, every single time I go to the zoo:

Animal big

[cabeswat3r]

👏🏼 get 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 own 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 life 👏🏼

[whatisshelties]

Pines after a dog in rescue for a couple months and finally decides to ask a burning behavior question.  Maybe if I get a good answer I’ll bring it up with the parents.

[cuntentcreator]

Weirdest fanfiction epithet goes to "the illiterate man."

[actuallyabat]

Hey I love you a lot and you're very cute and smol and a nerd. <3

No you <3