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Is anyone else out of storage in their phone and know, deep down, it’s mostly kpop?

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Me: Alright, time to get back on here Anon:

Me: Alrighty, I’mm head back out

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(Listen I just got reminded of it and there’s no doubt in my mind that Albert fricken’ loves Tom Lehrer’s Masochism Tango. He’ll actually sing that damn song if he thinks he’s alone.)

(Another hc is he actually loves singing but is super shy of it.)

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@contielliatros : *Breaths*

Anons: “You wan’ sum fuq?!”

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You can’t trust Albert y’all. He’ll just straight up be like

“Ah yes, if you see here your ribs are fractured. See the points here and here?”

“Your lungs and heart are impeccable though. They’ll have to be removed.”

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(The best thing about having that tag as my not safe tag is whenever i need to tag something I can just type “Leave it” like I’m fussing at a dog or something, lmao)

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(I’ts been so long I can’t remember what my not safe tag was.. I’m just going to tag things with “(Leave it in the back room)” Block that now if you don’t want to see nsfw stuff involving any sort of sex. bc I’ve got some weird ass pictures someone just sent me, lmao!)

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Funny that your Albert gets along with Antoine. I've heard a version of Greed's Hell is boiling alive in expensive oil... And here we have Antoine, boiling alive in expensive oil. Maybe... It was meant for Albert?

(I’ve actually thought about that before!)(That’s one out of about five hundred reasons I had it in my mind Albert would get along with Antoine.)