Jan 22
I can’t watch this enough
seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Kuwait
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from United States
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seen from United States
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I can’t watch this enough
Bro is getting his ass handed to him
POV : Keith and his father right now probably
Keith - “Yeah! I just like can’t believe it either, she just killed me! I totally thought our relationship was going well too..”
Keith’s Father - “golf before hoes, always. You saw what your mother did to me, should’ve known, son.”
me vs torturing klance as a form of therapy
Embarrassment + Who You Are in the Dark
“So what about her?”
“No,” Keith said curtly, shaking off the arm that Ezor had slung across his shoulders.
“Ooh, tough crowd. I thought she was a winner for sure.” Ezor said, putting he arm right back where it was as she scanned the crowd. “What about that guy? He’s cute.”
“For the last time,” Keith twitched, feeling somewhere between angry and mortified, “-I’m not interested in you setting me up on a date.”
“Aw, c’mon!” Ezor said. “It’d be good for you!”
“No,” Keith said firmly, “-no dates.”
Ugh. He knew he should have been more suspicious about Ezor’s offer to show him around the central hub of the latest of Lotor’s colonies that they’d made a stop on, but he never would have expected this.
“You’re no fun.” Ezor pouted. “And after I spent all night studying your dating culture.”
“Nobody asked you to!” Keith protested, before what she’d said actually sunk in. “Wait- what do you mean, studying dating culture?”
“I looked up some of your Earth movies, duh.” Ezor rolled her eyes. “Although I have to say, there was a severely disappointing amount of torture in them.”
“Wait,” Keith squinted at her, “-are you saying you spent all of last night watching romantic comedies?”
“Is that what they’re called?” Ezor asked, before shrugging. “They still need more torture.”
Keith just groaned, wondering if it was too late to ditch her. But something told him that even if he tried, she wouldn’t let him.
“So what about her?”
...although maybe he ought to consider trying anyways.
