May I offer you a little christmas beast in these trying times?
CHRISTMAS BEASTTTT YESSSSSS cutieeeee cutie cutie curing all my woes!!!
*high pitched* In the little sweaterrrrrrr, oh what a beast to have, to cherish. fuckinh hell. AHDJAHBDIABEJENDK they look so dapper. Like a little librarian 😭. Oh my god. Little beady eyes looking through my soul, peering through me and absolving my sin. THE LITTLE CURLY DOS ON THE PAWS OMGHGGH that is NEXT LEVEL.
I need to breathe. The little noseee and like white mustache??? Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! The beast has eyebrows. I didn't know dogs had eyebrows. I love them. I love this beast so much. I bet they're a menace and I don't care. This is pure joy. I'm coming over to your island and petting this guy (gal? I don't remember I'm sorry)
I don't think I've talked about the sweater enough. What a nice fit. Beautiful. Beautiful. Oh my god. I would go on. I'm stopping there. I need to chew them.