#(stop this)

[findingcasualmagic]

[liminalmess]

bisexual war crimes are continuing to be committed against me I’m calling The Hague and the UN like heeeeelp someone help me ‼️😩

[anxiety0-0]

OPERA GET HIS ASS AHHHHHHHHHHH

[pitstoplexi]

The real winners of today are those haunted by brocedes

[larsandthewritergirl]

Sigh. Holland with spicy/aggresive reader.

Its like little pidgeon next to his HUGE ANGRY WIFE pidgeon meme So obsessed with you getting pissed off at him. Genuinely always hard and LOVES pestering you FUCK YES

PEST HOLLAND IS MY FAVORITE THING IS THE WORLD ☺️☺️☺️☺️

He lives to annoy you

Like he loves to see you get pissed off

I think about the scene in the notebook where Allie is pushing his face away while they are arguing in the street and he just lunges toward her and grabs her face and kisses her and then they both start smiling 🤭

If you're ranting about a situation at work he will shake his head, "Hm, no. You should try to see it from the other persons side for once. You're being stubborn." He loves to see the fire in your eyes and he knows within the next ten minutes you'll be trying to push him away even though you have a heat between your legs you can't ignore

And five minutes later you're on all fours while he fucks you and kisses your spine while telling you how you're always right and he just loves to see you get worked up

He'd even let you give him a little slap in the bedroom 🥸

Or if it's a particularly bad fight and maybe he pushed it a bit too far he spends the night with his fingers and head between your legs apologizing and telling you how stupid he is to pick a fight with you 💞

[erosmutt]

"journalist!anakin" THAT'S STEPHEN GLASS

[anarchycox]

I have done a post about this before, but I tried to find it and well you know the tumblr search engine.

So I will say it again.

STOP SHITTING ON YOUR WORK IN THE TAGS AND SUMMARY ON AO3.

My god, please don't hate yourself this much. Self deprecating on a website where people go to read about fictional characters doing things we all make up, isn't as funny as maybe you think it is.

If you post in the summary "Old and bad, readers be warned," I am going to take you at your word and not read it because you said it is bad.

Be kinder to your past self who was learning and having fun for the love of pete.

You were brave enough to post, be brave enough to respect yourself and the work you did.