*slides xander and nat for the ship meme*
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Hard to say! A really long time, and whether they will tragically break up or stay together till Nat's inevitable, violent death on the job, depends on how domestic she'll be willing to go. I see Xander wanting to take the next step, marriage and nuclear family, and whether they'll go their separate ways or stay together, it depends on Tasha.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly, but when they did, it was hard.
How was their first kiss? - Something impulsive and filthy after a job.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Xander!
Who is the best man/men? - Theo, probably.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Clint
Who did the most planning? - They did it together.
Who stressed the most? - Nat, but will never admit it.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uuuuuhhhh idk
Sex:
Who is on top? - Nat was more often at first, but as she gets more comfortable with him, they switch more.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Tasha most often
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - I think they love foreplay and taking their time, so... a whiiiiiiiile.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I think Nat gets more, normally she needs at least two to be satisfied.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many biological children will they have? - Maaaaaybe one.
How many children will they adopt? - One?
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Xander, partially cause Nat goes away more often.
Who is the stricter parent? - Tasha
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Xander, cause Tasha encourages them to do it safely.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both
Who is the more loved parent? - Both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Xander, because Nat slapped one of the moms and now it's awkward.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Xander! Nat pretended not to get misty-eyed, and later cried in bed.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - TASHA
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Xander
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Nat, cause she has an ED.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Once a week, or every other week!
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I think they both have a nice balance, but Xander likes meat more.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - I think they'd both try to surprise each other at the same time and end up with two dinners.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Nat
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Mostly Xander, because Auggie is messier than the cats.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Xander
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Nat, because she insists on having a LOT of food. She cannot see an empty plate, and needs to put out her fancy samovar and tea set.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Xander, then they wrestled over it and ended up having sex. When Natasha finds it, she puts it back so that he will.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Tasha
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They take turns
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I think Xander likes decorating for Christmas and Tasha for Halloween. She hangs up spider webs everywhere. The cats love it.
What are their goals for the relationship? - I think they are rather simple, comparatively. Just stay together and have as healthy a relationship as they can.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither, I think? Unless they have a reason, such as jetlag or a late-night mission, which Nat gets more of.
Who plays the most pranks? - Natalia "the most annoying Avenger" Romanova. Her favorite is using the laser dot for the cats to jump on him.