#* emf

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we think that emf would be very concerned the second time they meet evbo on the master layer, cause now that they aren't killing him and have the time to notice his appearance, they get to realize just how staerved evbo looks given the whole noob layer + "i don't even need to fill up my hunger bar! ill have enough to sprint anyways :1"

anyways emf encouraging evbo to eat more even as champion, and them insisting on him sitting with them for meals ^_^ soft wg we suppose with emf focusing on evbo becoming more healthy and less malnourished and more comfortable with food, being proud when he manages to get more meat on his bones ^.^

9UGHGGGGHGGHH OUGHGG yessss. poor poor evbo has been SO skinny for so long, emf can't imagine how he manages to get any sleep! evbo slowly gaining... having no choice but to replace his ripped, torn, mystery stain infested hoodie with a new one because it simply doesn't fit anymore (he did cry a little).

rounding out, his face gaining the cutest little cheeks... emf pulling and squeezing at them every chance he can!!! making sure his god is well fed and happy!! GET HIM FATTER NOW!!!

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I actually really like that one heirs of the divine series on ao3… idc that it’s mpreg tbh it’s Polykour and domestic SOBS

Also let me tell you the unadulterated joy I felt when I read Mercy for the lamb for the first time.

RhymesWithChronic the GOAT ngl

ykw hell yeah. mpreg is GOATED

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I am thinking of a Project Hail Mary/ParkCiv AU.

EMF is actually a star being. (And is sick because of the astrophage)

Rocky is still there and is even meaner to Evbo than he was to Grace in the book.

Seawatt is a scientist back on earth, or in Stratt’s position.

is this....heaven? FUCK YESSS😭😭😭😭😭 PHM X PKCIV MY TWO MAIN INTERESTS ATM IM TWEAKINGGFF . imagine jumperwho is rocky because she's like an engineer. A Thought.

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its me that one anon with the obsessive mavbo brainrot im back again hey chat, what if at the start emf was normal, like it was just a regular crush at first, but then evbo became the parkour god, and something just compelled emf

it suddenly became so much easier for emf to slip up, accidentally call evbo "my god" instead of his name

it suddenly became so much easier for emf to daydream of evbo, worshipping and memorising every inch of him in his mind

it suddenly became so much easier for it to spiral, for emfs innocent little crush to develop into something darker and all-consuming; a deep obsession, made emf so engulfed with devotion it physically hurt when evbo left for too long

oh sorry I blacked out for a second there what happened

peak happened, mavbo obsessed anon. peak... *sheds tears*

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more people must invest in precanon emf and seawatt dynamics especially in the context of them working together under the champion... for our evil wants ^_^

DROOOOLLLLSSSS yes yes yesss.... emf would definitely stomp on seawatts foot and watch him writhe with a shit eating grin bro

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I cannot for the life of me get a grasp on EMF's character. Maybe it's bc they have a collective total of half a minute of screentime over both movies but like. They're just so hard to characterize. Slippery like an eel or whatever

genuinely they're just so mysterious. little specimen i keep in a jar. we know more about JUMPER than emf. i really hope we get a mini movie or something that tells us who emf is, maybe even their name if we're lucky

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Oh actually alpha/alpha Seamf is going to make me scream now that I think about it hold onnnnnnn....... me and Evbo the same in that we both are jorkin it to a/a Seamf

WE yes WE are jerking it to alpha4alpha seamf hatesex (feat. cuck omegabo)

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haven't been here in a hot minute... ahh the good old days

anyways

omegaverse au scents

evbo originally didn't smell like anything and assumed he was a beta bc he was so malnourished that his body shut off all "unnecessary" functions like scents and mating cycles to focus on survival, but after allat he smells like key lime pie and lemon zest, plus a hint of freshly baked cookies after becoming parkour god. he seems like a citrusy guy.

seawatt smells STRONGLY like iron but w a gentle overlying scent of milk and honey bc he bathes in it like he's some aristocratic princess or wtv. idk why but he just seems like he'd smell like iron yknow???? also chainmail and blood yadayadayada

emf has a pretty faint scent compared to most alphas but i'd imagine they smell likeee green tea. green tea and wet rocks. idk. just fits em. anyways yeah alpha/alpha seamf hatefucking where they fight n claw at each other to force each other into submission while omega evbo watches bc he's suuuper into alpha on alpha (me too twin)

i haven't even thought abt parkciv in like so long so im not too sure abt these hcs but oh wellll fuck it we ballll

anyways hi and bye

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the Renaissance is Here. i think evbo originally just smelled like B.O straight up and everyone knew that was 100% NOT his scent 😢😢 like god you're a stinky ass “beta”!! OVERLY FUNKY!!

UGH. alpha emf calls to me like the goblin mask don't even get me started on them. i actually think seawatt would be a VERY aggressive omega and everyone is just Unaware (including emf because i don't think he's that smart) of it... but alpha4alpha is TOO GOOD TO PASS UPPP OMFG 🤧🤧