#* hook

[ask-snow]

@marymnolan: Today, we felt like being princesses. Killian, you can thank David for being at work when these arrived. 

[vnderworlds]

⁇#$

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ txt - JH ]: holy shit, we should steal a boat[ txt - JH ]: of course i’ve got enough fuckin money to buy every boat in the harbor but sweet mermaid’s tits, how much of a thrill would it be to steal a boat [ txt - JH ]: we’re untouchable man, we NEED A BOAT 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ txt - JH ]: let me know if you want a front-row seat tonight. gonna be a good match. i’ve got big money in this one; i’ll be buying us cases upon cases of lagavulin by the end of the night. 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ txt - JH ]: IMAGE REDACTED[ txt - JH ]: oh fuck[ txt - JH ]: fuck it. opinions?