#* monsta

[leahsloki]

what a callout

[leahsloki]

rate those skins: zenyatta edition

0/10: they’re so scary. djinnyatta is okay ISH - if i had to choose one, i’d choose the second one. still i don’t like them. you couldn’t pay me 1000 credits to use these. if you use these, i don’t trust you. the worst zenyatta skins.

0/10: UGLY???? UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SKIN IS UGLY!!!!!! THE YELLOW???? BAD. BAD COLOR SCHEME!!!!!!!

2/10: not bad. the concept’s neat. they’re executed well. they’re just not.... THERE you know? not the worst skins ever but not ones i’d use if i had any of the other nice ones.

6/10: a good recolour. he looks so clean. so cut well. what a perfect recolour. perfect for his personality. if you don’t have any holiday skins, this is a perfect skin.

7/10: UNDERAPPRECIATED GEM!!!! SKULLYATTA IS SO ADORABLE!! he was slept on during the halloween even but he looks so cute and good. if you don’t love the skullyatta look, you hate sweetness and adorableness.

8/10: i’d give it a 9 out of 10 if it wasn’t the skin everyone thirsted over. y’all fake if you think this is so much hotter than his base skin. such a neatly done design. i love his little earrings. he’s a good boy. v good holiday skin. has a certain cursed energy around it on my pc but i love it.

god tier/10: nutcracker. need i say anything more. the perfect amount of terrifying and nut jokes to make your zen play worthwhile. and honestly?? the deez nuts jokes will never die with this skin. a certain kind of scary “i will fuck you up” energy that works especially well for competitive 

[leahsloki]

yall acting like i didnt sign up to see junkrat bust a nut in his shitty cargo shorts when i got into junkers....... smdh yall bitches fake

[leahsloki]

the eclipse was so cool. i locked myself out of the house but it was cool. when the sky went dark, i had this feeling of awe and terror and it was so beautiful and mesmerizing it was so so so cool. i cant believe all i had to do was walk out of my apartment to see the total eclipse. it was amazing.

[leahsloki]

everyone trying to find joseph's secret ending like

[leahsloki]

people are so wild. i slept through a tornado at six years old. one of my best friend’s old pastor is a cult leader under investigation by the fbi. another friend swerved to avoid hitting a deer and ended up driving from the opposite side of the county. just ya know real life experiences.

[leahsloki]

draw trans hanzo with big tits you fucking cowards