#* problem child

[xoxogossipbiitch]

Problem Child seems like a ticking time bomb. Who else is waiting for him to explode? Wonder if Suburban Princess will be the key to set off the powder keg?

What makes you think that Suburban Princess is going to be the ignition for Problem Child?? I mean, Wheeler family drama is always super interesting, but I’m curious as to why it would be her?

[xoxogossipbiitch]

everyone loves suburban princess' mom, but she's turning out to be almost as pretty. and maybe just like mom, look at all the boys she has lined up, guess that's what happens when mommy cheats on daddy to set an example. i wonder if that's why problem child is so messed up, mommy and daddy aren't alright, so he has to act out too, right?

Of course our Queen had to learn from someone. Her mom, duh. I wonder if she knows that Mind Flayed has barked up that tree. Will she want her mommy’s sloppy seconds?? Uh oh, Mind Flayed. Maybe you should’ve kept it in your pants. But how could you?? Look at you, a goddamn day dream. Anyway. Problem Child is just starving for approval and love. Too bad no one cares about him!!