#* sms.

[lizzenilssen]

☽ (will & lizze) sms

lizze: do u think like

lizze: lizards realize they're lizards

lizze: like

lizze: do they KNOW

[felonford]

fallon 📲 echo

fallon: you know, giving your number to a frequent flyer is a bold move

fallon: what will the command say when instead of hauling me in you just text me to swing by?

[toribcurne]

sms: philip sinclair

philip: ¿dónde estás?

tori: ya sabes dónde estoy

tori: qué quieres?

[moncgasque]

* cos 🌌

regina: are you here??????? are you in buckingham???????

regina: 🌈

regina: 🐊

regina: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

regina: pay attention 2 me i'm important

[hrhagnes-blog]

* 💩 kane

agnes: im bored

agnes: wanna see me try to balance five m&ms on my nose

agnes: or your nose

agnes: 🤘🤘🤘

[felonford]

fallon 📲 edie

fallon: do you ever think about how once we have self-driving cars, wipers won't even need to be a thing?

fallon: because the rain only effects how WE see while driving not the driving itself

fallon: anyway yeah i am filling up wiper fluid for the tenth time today

fallon: also you need an oil change

[felonford]

fallon 📲 jasey

fallon: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earth's history