#* text meme.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

i heard motor oil is a good hair styling liquid 

you should try it

a misguided advice text.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

so look sammy i know youll probably be really mad at me for this but ill just start by saying that it really wasnt my fault ok. i was scoping out this place because i thought there might be a dragon somewhere nearby and since you were still sleeping i took your laptop. and one thing led to another and i had your laptop in the sewer and basically i dropped it and now your laptop's full of shit

haha full of shit

i'm a little drunk come get me

a long-winded confession text.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

just saying i look goddamn great in a dress you should see my ass

on second thought

maybe not

a saucy text.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

you were right.

this is all fucked up. i cant sleep. all i do is have nightmares about everything that happened. down there. you were right, ok? 

please come back. i know you probably hate me right now but ill even talk if you want to. just please god dont be out with ruby or whatever. i need you to come back. please.

fuck. 

a text that should never have been sent.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

yeah but only if you bring the whipped cream ;)

oops sammy that wasn't for you just delete it probably

a text not meant for you.

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「 sms: unknown. 」

sam? 

look, i know there was some shit that went down but that doesnt mean you should just not come back all night

where are you? just let me know youre not crushed on the side of the road or demon bait or something

a worried text.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

that was weird

a vague text.

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「 sms: salad queen. 」

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

im at a bra com pick me uip 

shold probly hurry the bouncrs makin eyes at me

i got kciked out

a drunk text.