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text to kass

carter: if villains can't be heroes

carter: then, can heroes be villains?

carter: if there's nothing to prove that i exist

carter: like no birth certificate or anything

carter: than do i really exist?

text // upstairs neighbor

carter: can you be just a little quieter?

carter: i'm trying to sleep

carter: how many people do you have up there?

[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

Carter: I don't know what the apartment's policies are on sheep, but I'm sure that they aren't good.

[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

Carter: Well, did you blow it?

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