dear mutuals w/ female muses; would any of you be interested in discussing a potential ship between your muse and dorothy? here’s my sales pitch for why dorothy would be an excellent girlfriend okay thank you ----
1. she is soft & great to cuddle. 2. she has a very soothing, kind voice + a very beautiful singing voice as well. 3. she will send your muse photos of mushrooms she finds in the wild and be like “ look it’s a family uwu “ 4. also photos of baby ducks with flower hats. 5. will always let you cry on her shoulder. 6. a++ baker. that alone makes her wifey material.
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