#**keeps

[devinctxs-blog]

I was about to say 'your mom's head' and then I realized we're siblings.

..... you’re aware there’s no way I can’t publish this right

[devinctxs-blog]

Hi I'm auditoning for the role of Laura Victoriano & I'll be singing This Girl Is On Fire

You’re auditioning for the role of my muse! What song do you sing to get the part?

[devinctxs-blog]

[4/22/15 3:27:41 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: ALSO I HAVE A HANGNAIL [4/22/15 3:27:42 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: AND [4/22/15 3:27:45 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF IT [4/22/15 3:27:49 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: IM GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE [4/22/15 3:27:54 PM] ebay lemal: NO [4/22/15 3:27:55 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: SAY GOODBYE TO MY RING FINGER [4/22/15 3:28:04 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: ITS GONNA HAVE TO GO [4/22/15 3:28:19 PM] ebay lemal: BUT HOW YOU GONNA SAY FUCK YOU? [4/22/15 3:28:26 PM] ebay lemal: oh no wait ring finger [4/22/15 3:28:29 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: I HAVE MY MIDDLE FINGER STILL ENYA [4/22/15 3:28:31 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: ITS COOL [4/22/15 3:28:31 PM] ebay lemal: it's the middle one [4/22/15 3:28:39 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: ITS MY RING FINGER [4/22/15 3:28:44 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: IT HAS A HANG NAIL [4/22/15 3:28:47 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: JUST CUT IT OFF

how timmgutterson & I handle problems

[iincxrruptus-blog1]

[3/29/15 11:59:44 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: Webastian Castawebbos [3/29/15 11:59:56 PM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: ….. *sudden image of a spider web full of spanish eggs* [3/30/15 12:00:25 AM] Copy Paper: Spanish eggs. Why is that so funny to me. [3/30/15 12:00:41 AM] Copy Paper: Wait so we have Webastian Castawebbos, and Ruben Spictoriano. [3/30/15 12:01:08 AM] ✖ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ✖: mexican hats all around *stomps leg* OLE

i swear to god rxbenvictoriano and I are adults ...

[iincxrruptus-blog1]

[3/29/15 11:16:59 PM] The Real Slim Catie: OH MY FUCKIGN GOODNESS [3/29/15 11:17:18 PM] The Real Slim Catie: THE FUCK IS THIS METEOR SHOWER SHIT [3/29/15 11:17:23 PM] The Real Slim Catie: THERE HE GOES [3/29/15 11:17:29 PM] The Real Slim Catie: ASCENDING TO HELL [3/29/15 11:17:43 PM] The Real Slim Catie: THAT’S NOT HOW LIGHT WORKS [3/29/15 11:17:49 PM] The Real Slim Catie: WAIT [3/29/15 11:17:58 PM] The Real Slim Catie: THERE HE ISSSS [3/29/15 11:18:04 PM] The Real Slim Catie: SAVANNAH YOU WERE RIGHT [3/29/15 11:18:09 PM] The Real Slim Catie: HE’S GOOD [3/29/15 11:18:16 PM] The Real Slim Catie: CONFIRMED HE IS OKAY

angelicmidwife is watching beauty and the beast 

[iincxrruptus-blog1]

[3/25/15 6:24:58 PM] The Real Slim Catie: i see we’ve come full circle with the tong [3/25/15 6:25:02 PM] The Real Slim Catie: thong even [3/25/15 6:25:07 PM] The Real Slim Catie: do not put that on tumblr

angelicmidwife im not sorry . . .

[iincxrruptus-blog1]

kay then i will say it for you. sha is legit one of the most creative people i know on the entire planet. i don't know where to begin with that point so i'll just move on to the next. savannah is honestly one of the best friends i've ever had. sure this cactus ain't always nice, but that's not what being a friend is in my opinion. being a boss ass bitch friend for fucking life means getting real up in this shit and bitching at people that deserve it. i'd rather have a cactus than a daisy any day