#*arlt

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"..This is terrible coffee.."

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"I have to sleep!?"

"But you'll just be grumpy if you don't sleep."

"Damn good point you've got there, kid."

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"Edward...."

"Y-yes, Miss W-winry?"

"You're stuttering again."

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"EDWARD ARLT. IF YOU DONT STOP BEATING YOUR SELF UO THIS SECOND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO HELL AND BACK."

"N-no, please don't.. I've been through hell and back at least seventeen times today, I don't think I can take another trip."

"IT WAS NOT SEVENTEEN TIMES! IT WAS FIFTY-SIX! YOU LOST COUNT AGAIN!?"

"Can you stop hitting me?"

"Not until you pull yourself together and stop screwing around!"

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"Wow- rude much? I was just wanted to know how your leg is? Did I fix it properly?"

"M' leg's fine." Edward muttered, turning his head to the kitchen in time to see Arlt fly straight towards the couch. "There they go again."

"QUIT BEING SOFT AND STOP APOLOGIZING, ALREADY!" he shouted, gripping the kitchen's door frame, "GET UP!"

"I think my leg's broken."

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M!A Duos, one week.

I’m you, and you’re me? Muse will be split into their two major personalities (one person’s nice while the other one’s a total asshole). (Anon specifies how long)

// ..oh boy. this will not end well, will it? //

"I apologize for anything harmful I might say during the duration of this M!A."

*poof*

"Rule one, kid. Don't apologize for anything you do!"

"S-sorry- I mean.. Sorry- Shoot, I did it again..!"

".. You have a hell lot of work to do before you're ready, dumbass."

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Beer.

Hic..! Muse will talk like a drunk and hit on everybody for two hours.

// ... Elric is sort of drunk today, apparently.. Arlt, maybe? //

".. No. No.."

"NO, DAMN IT, MUN!"

*poof*

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"You big idiot! I'm not gonna eat you! "

"Good- then, uh.."

"WHAT IS A LION CUB DOING IN LONDON?"