#*awkward laughter*

[super-sootica]

[leftoversludge]

“JURGEIN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitener

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and i lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books”

- The pledge of allegiance, Jonathan 4:20

[palecutiexx]

the more memes Yashiro shows Hanako, the more Hanako wishes he never hired a cleaning lady

((this is an edited pic from one of the official manga panels))

[kristannafever]

I have laugh; my daughter informs us an hour before bedtime tonight that she needs a small box and four working wheels for school tomorrow for a science project. Husband and I sigh inwardly and remind her to let us know about this stuff at the start of the weekend, as we scramble to find and make something suitable. And after the kids are in bed, the funny part is that hubs and I are now trying to figure out how to set up some work I was going to help him with from home... for tomorrow... that we knew about since Thursday... and forgot about until right now. 🤷‍♀️ Apple doesn’t fall too far I guess.

[adorablyy-chaotic]

I just had to bite down yelling "PETER PARKER'S THE BEST LOOKING AVENGER" when my mom said that Thor was the best looking one

...it was hard

[bluebellhairpin]

I have a keyboard again! Yay! 

[sylvia-tilly]

31 Days of Narnia - Day 23: Favourite Scene

↳ Caspian X

[lumilasi]

What? Nah, it's because the word forehead reminded me of Redestro. And some things may not be so far off ;)

....welp the only thing that sticks out about Redestro to me is his nose ;)