jack/emily ship meme
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: emily, although it’s not so much a random adoption as it is a surprise for jack and a puppy friend for zero.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: jack sometimes takes pictures of emily when they’re on their walks through the forest, especially if she’s doing her thing where she flutters between the trees. emily might do a little posing, maaaaybe make sure he’s getting her best angle and that the wind’s blowing through her hair just right, it’s whatever.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: both, although i think it’d be rare for either jack or emily to think that something is stupid.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: jack obvi. horror movies wouldn’t scare him anyway.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: jack doesn’t really “study”, but he does get hella caught up in halloween preparations. and when he’s bored with that he’ll latch onto something new he’s not familiar with (like in the whole christmas debacle) and shut himself away to research it. emily waits a few days before reminding him that he has a girlfriend who’d like to spend some actual time with him sometime.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: jack
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: jack storms out and emily cries; but if emily starts crying before he leaves there’s a 99.9% chance he’ll give the fight up and instantly start apologising.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: jack. his go-to show is the addams family because he empathises a lot with the characters and how other people always find them weird or scary. it is also very much his #aesthetic.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: emily
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: they don’t wash the car; jack prefers it dusty and covered with cobwebs and a spider or two.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: i think it’s a tie except emily appreciates decorating during christmas more and while jack likes christmas too he’s the pUMPKIN KING halloween is in his bone marrow he’s not satisfied unless the neighbourhood kids are having nightmares about his and emily’s house for months after.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: emily
who plays with the others’ hair more: emily
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: jack
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: jack
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: jack
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: emily, jack - although he doesn’t mean to, he just gets distracted really, really easily.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: emily forgets the umbrella, jack is the one who holds it.
who demands showering first in the mornings: emily
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: emily
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: i think they’d be equally keen on rides and games; jack’s an overgrown kid most of the time and emily’s always up for whatever.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: emily
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: jack
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: jack, but more often than not if he has the opportunity to come up behind her he likes to spook her instead. it’s all fun and games until emily has some sort of object in her hands that she hits him with out of instinct.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: emily
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: jack is probably the louder one, emily just smiles and tries to shush him if he’s actually drawing attention.