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#001 | MATTY’S FORMER NAME
MEME FOR SHIPPERS, PART ONE.
Talk about the first ship you ever had.
rp-wise, i think you all already know it was balice. i’d rp’ed before i came to dirp, you guys know this, but i’d never really shipped a character of mine with anyone. and then in my v first proper para in dirp bambs and alice started being really cute and i was like !!!! so this is what it’s like to ship something in rp !!!!!! i was so into it i was afraid of scaring larii off so i had to, like, rESTRAIN myself.
What’s your current OTP?
flounderista has been my reigning mww otp for like a year now tbh ( but factor in the fact that we haven’t done much mww-ing since then ). idk how or why but in the space of like a dAY after taking flounder, i was just Gone. i think someone might have joked about flounderista and funnily enough that was what probably got the ball rolling. i also don’t think i’ve ever played someone who’s so openly pining for someone ( while also being completely self-aware ) as flounder is, so i guess it’s a combination of “they’re so cute!” and “this is not really a thing i’ve Done before!” it’s so nice for a character to actually know from the get-go that they are in Love and how much it is Killing them. :~)
not MWW-wise, you know i have to mention dionysus/urania. you know it, and i know it, and the whole world knows it. i don’t know what it is about these characters ( from a purely objective view, i could even see why they wouldn’t work out/wouldn’t be suited for each other ), but here i am, still relating every song and quote i hear to them.
How do you feel about love triangles?
i’m actually... not that huge a fan. i mean, they’re in everything. like i enjoy them sometimes bc who doesn’t love a little #drama and i’m not saying i don’t like them, period. and i know there’s been at least a couple times where my characters have been in the whole love triangle thing in mww/other rps, but they’re just not that interesting to explore for me.
Talk about a ship you initially disliked.
yikes... okay. confession time. ( sorry larii sorry sORRY SORRY ) i didn’t like alice/hatter back in dirp for a little while eep. call me bitter ( bc yeah, i was a bitter ol’ thing ) but i was reeeeeeally into balice at the time and so from my perspective it was like balice were doing their thing and then all of a sudden IN SWOOPS hatter. LIKE I DON’T FEEL LIKE THAT NOW and i recognise that people can ship whatever they want, and me and larii hadn’t even talked about it really ( which is kind of why i was just. really surprised. and annoyed at myself for feeling that way ), plus eventually i really really liked hatter/alice bc hey it’s a rlly cute ship !! but sue me for being just a little resentful back then. dw, i stamped down on it as much as i could bc i can at least recognise when i’m being petty.
How do you feel about will they/won’t they?
fuckin’ love it. i’m p sure most of my ships fall into this trope, or used to. it’s almost disappointing when a ship actually gets together, because it’s the build-up i enjoy the most. but in saying that, i also really, really, really want to start exploring Established Relationships bc we’ve done so much “will they/won’t they” over the past few years.
Have you ever “shipped at first sight”?
shit yo. like, s o many times. you could just name random characters and pair them together and i’d go “yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.” for all time. i think i automatically ship a lot of canon pairings just ‘cause, you know, your brain’s already thinking about them in that dynamic so it’s just easy to ship them straight away. a better question would probably be, “what haven’t i shipped at first sight?”
Talk about a pairing you’ve stopped shipping romantically.
balice. i’m just... putting it out there. as much as they were my first ship and i’ll always love them, i also love them as just being two really lovely friends. like i think there’s a notion that you’re not really best friends if you’re not jokingly insulting each other all the time, or picking little arguments, or if you just maintain regular decent manners with each other. i think of balice as like the opposite to that. like, they’re super nice to each other because they love each other so much ( as friends, ofc ).
40 Questions - Meme for Shippers
rointheta:
Talk about the first ship you ever had.
Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life.
What’s your current OTP?
What’s your current NOTP?
Do you have any poly ships?
How do you feel about love triangles?
How do you feel about RPF?
Have you ever shipped yourself with a character?
Do you have many ships that never got together at all?
Do you ship any characters that have never met?
Talk about your favorite first kiss.
Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together?
Has a ship ever broken your heart?
How do you feel about will they/won’t they?
Have you ever “shipped at first sight”?
Talk about a ship you initially disliked.
Talk about a pairing you’ve stopped shipping romantically.
Talk about a moment which made you question an entire ship.
Have you ever shipped something despite yourself?
Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping.
Is there a ship you just don’t get, but have nothing against?
Which of your ships have the best chemistry?
Which of your ships deserve better writing?
Do you mostly ship canon pairings?
Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs and graphics or similar?
Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic you’re more drawn to?
Is there a ship you’ve shipped for most of your life?
Does shipping come easily to you?
Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic?
Name a couple of fandoms in which you have no ships.
Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love.
Share five must-read fics.
Name your favorite fanartist(s).
Share your favorite fanmix for your OTP.
Recommend 1-5 shipper blogs.
Do you create fanmixes/gif sets/fanart/fic/fanvids and so on for you ships?
Do you have a favorite trope and/or AU for your OTP?
Do you like and use ship names?
Is there a fictional relationship you’d really want for yourself?
If you could change one thing about your OTP, what would that be?
to: peanut
love, shaz
☾ cute character questions ☽
the basics:
name: urania (last name TBD) age: 23 zodiac sign: aquarius one good trait: patience one bad trait: indifference
habits:
one bad habit: forgets to keep in contact with people one good habit: takes long walks almost every day (or more accurately, every night) one habit they can’t break: doodling constellations over everything one they’ve broken: sending pan memes every day (now she only sends them every other day) what they’re afraid of: small spaces; she’s pretty claustrophobic.
what they prefer:
coffee or tea?: tea showering in the day or night?: in the day taking baths or taking showers?: baths tv or movies?: movies writing or reading?: reading and writing platonic or romantic love?: platonic iced tea or lemonade?: iced tea ice cream or smoothies?: ice cream cupcakes or cake?: cupcakes beach or mountains?: mountains
favorites:
song: life of the bird - the cinematic orchestra // such great heights - the postal service band: snow patrol, death cab for cutie outfit: fluttery blue dress that ends about mid-calf if she’s in a certain mood. otherwise, black overalls and a white tee. place: anywhere where she can see the whole sky full of stars. so basically she’s not too fond of cities. memory: one of the earliest she has - playing around with pegasus, braiding his mane and sticking flowers into it, splashing around in the spring of the muses with him. person: other than her sisters? probably pan. (although pan might get superseded by someone at some point. maybe. potentially.) movie: star wars show: mork & mindy
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their blog url
the kind of posts they reblog
the first person they followed
what kind of theme they’d have
what kind of text posts they make at 2am
finally the perfect meme has appeared before me
Halsey Sentence Starters
“I need them.”
“I sold my soul.”
“S/He told me I was holy.”
“Make no sound.”
“This is what I live for!”
“I’m helpless.”
“I’m running out of time.”
“I let him climb inside my body.”
“I don’t belong to no city, don’t belong to no wo/man.”
“You tripped on LSD.”
“I find myself reminded to keep you far away from me.”
“Oh, baby, I’m begging you to save me.”
“Well, lately, I like ‘em crazy.”
“I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”
“I like the sad eyes, bad guys, mouth full of white lies.”
“I swear, I hate you when you leave.”
“Where’d you go?”
“What happened to the soul that you used to be?”
“Got a million numbers, and they’re filling up your/my phone, boy/girl.”
“I’m off the deep end.”
“I love him/her, but I know I’m gonna leave him/her.”
“All we do is think about the feelings that we hide.”
“Would it really kill you if we kissed?”
“I’m high on legal marijuana.”
“I found God.”
“I found the Devil.”
“Now we’re lost somewhere.”
“I’ve got a lover.”
“A love like religion.”
“I’m such a fool to pay this price.”
“He told me that “I’d never”.”
“I found a savior.”
“He’s off to pay his crimes, and he’s got no time for mine.”
“I’m unforgiven.”
“Make a compromise.”
“I’m sick of all these people talking.”
“[pronoun/name]’s neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it.”
“I’m already choking on my pride, so.”
“There’s no use crying about it.”
“You should probably keep your pretty mouth shut.”
“Do you remember the taste of my lips?”
“I remember when my father put his fist in the wall that separated the dining room.”
“I won’t look back.”
“You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”
“You’re a masterpiece.”
“I’m pulled apart at the seams.”
“I’ve only felt religion when I’m with you.”
“You’ll never be forgiven.”
“You put a fever inside me.”
“I’ve been cold since you left.”
“I’ve got a girl/boyfriend now.”
“I’m hoping you can save me.”
“You’ve got a fire inside, but your heart’s so cold.”
“I’ve done some things that I can’t speak.”
“You weren’t looking at me.”
“My mind’s like a deadly disease.”
“Please stop, you’re scaring me.”
“I can’t help this awful energy.”
“You should be scared of me.”
“I’m empty.”
“I must confess [insert here].”
“We’re the underdogs.”
“I’m in this world alone.”
“I’m a believer.”
“They can throw their stones.”
“I just wanna feel your lips against my skin.”
“This is right where it begins.”
“I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
“Is there somewhere you can meet me?”
“I’m sorry, but I fell in love.”
“I didn’t mean to fall in love.”
“You’re looking like you fell in love.”
“Could we pretend that we’re in love?”
“Would you bleed for me?”
“You look so cool.”
“Let’s cause a little trouble.”
“You make me feel so weak.”
“I bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek.”
“I’ve got my mind made up, this time.”
“Would you lie for me?”
“Cross your sorry heart and hope to die, for me.”
“Don’t forget me.”
“I wouldn’t leave you if you’d let me.”
“S/he’ll never love you like I could.”
“I’m begging you to be my safety.”
“I know s/he’s your’s.”
“I don’t have the time.”
“Would you believe me if I said I was drunk?”
“I want you to want me.”
“You saw the truth in me.”
“This is love in the fast lane.”
“I think I should leave.”
“We both could do better.”
“You see, I’ve got this boy/girl, and s/he don’t love me back.”
“Come back down to earth from wherever you are.”
“S/He puts the pain to ease.”
hotline bling.
Inside the club it always smells like a heady combination of sweat, perfume and loose inhibitions. It overpowers her sense of smell, and sight and sound and that is what she needs right now, to lose herself.
At this moment, she is talking but not really talking to a guy who has been successfully attracted by the length of her skirt (much too short) and the cut of her neckline (much too low), and she is tediously aware that the minute she gives the slightest sign that she is ready to leave the club or that she has had one too many drinks, he will slip his arm around her waist and suggest that they both take off back to his place.
Adella turns slightly in her seat to look for her friends - new friends, and not one of them has ever met her family - and the man in front of her does a little slide to the right to keep himself in her line of vision. She doesn’t get it. How he doesn’t seem to realise that she isn’t interested in him at all. There aren’t many ways to interpret the way her body is facing the bar resolutely, her arms crossed. Adella gives what is hopefully a perceptible eye roll when the man starts monologuing about his yacht and how often he takes it out to sea, before giving him a grudging smile when he tries to crack a joke.
He must have heard about her. About the girl so desperate for love that she cut her heart open on the first guy that paid attention to her, leaving her with absolutely no standards at all. Actually, he probably didn’t hear about the first part, but this is her third night at the club this week, the seventh in two weeks, the nth in a month. She’s practically moved in.
Adella doesn’t know who she is anymore.
She doesn’t believe it for a single second when he tells her she’s the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Even so, the compliment sways her, and she lets him drag her to a darker corner of the club, champagne glass abandoned at her seat. Adella feels horribly uncomfortable then, sandwiched between him and the wall, the air sticky and cloying, but she tries to let it become a non-issue.
She lays a palm flat against his back while he gets his fingers firmly in her hair. Then she proceeds to count the number of lights in the ceiling, methodically. One, two, three, four.
-x-
She reads it all in one sitting, every one of the fifteen or so texts Toulouse sends her when he finally figures out that she had seen them. Her room is mostly dark save for the small novelty light Attina had gotten her from Agrabah a few years ago. It’s your own fault, the words glow on her phone screen. (She is rewriting every single one of them in her head.) You were only a bit of fun; you should have realised. And she replies, in her head, Yes, you’re right.
-x-
Toulouse has a habit of pressing his mouth to the base of her neck in a way that she can’t resist, and he’s everything and nothing like the kind of guy she had envisioned herself falling for.
Maybe she should let him be the one to call her first this time. Also, it’s late, it’s almost 1AM, hardly a respectable time to be calling someone. Adella stares at her phone, eyes bright, for approximately 5.4 seconds before she snatches it up, quickly finding her way to her most recent calls and hitting his name immediately.
The line rings two or three times before he picks up, and her lips curl into a smile as she asks him how long he estimates he’ll take to get to her house if he left right now.
TXT UR EX | listen.
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teddy bear, you were my teddy bear you were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent
i’m sorry, but i fell in love tonight.
if scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we have already met people from the future? bambi opens his mouth automatically, before the question is fully processed in his mind. what? if scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we have already met people from the future? she repeats, precisely, patiently. there's people out there who are already working on it. i saw it on the news yesterday. wouldn't they think to give up now, since there's no sign they'll ever be successful? the barrel of her gun taps against the car door, her right arm dangling lazily out of the window. he darts a glance toward the side mirror, once, twice, checking for a tail, before risking a look over at her, his face contorted strangely in a mixture of bewilderment and exasperation. her eyes are closed and her face is angled upward. bambi's eyes catch on the pale stretch of her neck. he blinks. alice, is this really the time? his voice is only slightly testy. she blows out a breath. oh, i suppose not. and lets the silence hang there as though she were still expecting an answer. bambi's eyes are back on the road that stretches before them, on and on. it seems as though they're the only individuals on it, no sign of another vehicle or indeed any life at all. it should be a relief, what with the mayhem they've only just left behind them, but the loneliness of their current way of living hits him all of a sudden. his right hand lifts off of the steering wheel and settles on her left. h-how do you know you haven't already met someone from the future? he says, his eyebrows lifting meaningfully. alice's face remains impassive. i'm sorry, i couldn't possibly believe you were from the future, bambi. now if you'd said you'd travelled from 1942, that i might believe. he isn't sure if she's implying he's old-fashioned or what, but he accepts it. an' what year would you be from? she smiles. 1865.
things you said while we were driving, balice (robbers au)
ship meme OT3 edition: phillip/anya/aurora
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: anya comes home with pooka trailing after her one day, and aurora instantly coos and fusses over him. anya isn’t even sure phillip notices the new addition to the house till she catches him asleep on the couch with pooka on his chest.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: anya and/or phillip (usually with samson).
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: i think all three would, but anya tends to make a bigger deal of it because of her stubborn streak.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: anya does. phillip doesn’t get clingy per se, but he does get a little unnerved enough to scooch a little closer to whoever’s nearest, whereas aurora can pretty much remain stone cold throughout the movie.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: out of the three of them, i think aurora’s the one who’s most likely to study. phillip and anya alternately pop in and distract her but anya’s the one who notices that aurora’s too nice to tell them to bugger oFf, and tells phillip that they should probably give her some space.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: anya usually forgets facetime is even a thing, so it’s either phillip or aurora.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: either anya or phillip storms out, aurora is the one who cries.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: neither anya nor aurora are particularly big on tv shows until phillip introduces them to his favourite shows, and suddenly they’re all watching friends together at 3am on a regular basis.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: anya
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: phillip
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: aurora
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: aurora or anya.
who plays with the others’ hair more: anya or aurora
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: phillip or anya.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: phillip; he’s able to do it more often with aurora than anya, since aurora’s always nodding off and he can catch her off guard.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: phillip. anya sticks her tongue out. no one ever tells aurora to shut up, there’s usually not a need to.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: mostly phillip or anya, and on the rare occasion, aurora. anya is the tease who walks away.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: anya always forgets an umbrella. between them they have only one umbrella that can fit all three of them under it, and phillip’s the one who holds it.
who demands showering first in the mornings: aurora
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: phillip or anya, and they’ll usually pull the other in with them.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: they’re actually pretty big fans of the bumper cars, especially when the park’s mostly empty and they can get the bumper car track to themselves. aurora is a surprisingly vicious bumper car driver, anya somehow always ends up with a faulty car which leads to her shooting around in reverse or spinning off in the wrong direction, and phillip just prays he doesn’t get whiplash from either of them.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: neither anya or aurora are particularly prompt responders to texts; phillip sends off twenty-thirty texts if he’s bored and among those texts are a lot of photos of samson.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: anya
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: anya
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: phillip, he’s a fan of the surprise-hug-from-behind, and also twirling them into an impromptu dance.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: phillip and anya have no sense of volume control whether they’re arguing or laughing. aurora tries to shush them if they’re in a public space but eventually it becomes a case of if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em.
jack/emily ship meme
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: emily, although it’s not so much a random adoption as it is a surprise for jack and a puppy friend for zero.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: jack sometimes takes pictures of emily when they’re on their walks through the forest, especially if she’s doing her thing where she flutters between the trees. emily might do a little posing, maaaaybe make sure he’s getting her best angle and that the wind’s blowing through her hair just right, it’s whatever.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: both, although i think it’d be rare for either jack or emily to think that something is stupid.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: jack obvi. horror movies wouldn’t scare him anyway.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: jack doesn’t really “study”, but he does get hella caught up in halloween preparations. and when he’s bored with that he’ll latch onto something new he’s not familiar with (like in the whole christmas debacle) and shut himself away to research it. emily waits a few days before reminding him that he has a girlfriend who’d like to spend some actual time with him sometime.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: jack
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: jack storms out and emily cries; but if emily starts crying before he leaves there’s a 99.9% chance he’ll give the fight up and instantly start apologising.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: jack. his go-to show is the addams family because he empathises a lot with the characters and how other people always find them weird or scary. it is also very much his #aesthetic.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: emily
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: they don’t wash the car; jack prefers it dusty and covered with cobwebs and a spider or two.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: i think it’s a tie except emily appreciates decorating during christmas more and while jack likes christmas too he’s the pUMPKIN KING halloween is in his bone marrow he’s not satisfied unless the neighbourhood kids are having nightmares about his and emily’s house for months after.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: emily
who plays with the others’ hair more: emily
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: jack
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: jack
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: jack
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: emily, jack - although he doesn’t mean to, he just gets distracted really, really easily.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: emily forgets the umbrella, jack is the one who holds it.
who demands showering first in the mornings: emily
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: emily
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: i think they’d be equally keen on rides and games; jack’s an overgrown kid most of the time and emily’s always up for whatever.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: emily
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: jack
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: jack, but more often than not if he has the opportunity to come up behind her he likes to spook her instead. it’s all fun and games until emily has some sort of object in her hands that she hits him with out of instinct.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: emily
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: jack is probably the louder one, emily just smiles and tries to shush him if he’s actually drawing attention.
florista ship meme: super long edition
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: arista does. flounder’s really iffy about adopting a dog, thanks to a certain incident with his best friend which resulted in dogs being one of his top five phobias, but he gives in anyway. eventually he becomes brave enough to be with it in the same room. eventually.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: arista
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: both, although flounder definitely needs a lot more persuading than arista does
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: arista ofc.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: flounder is probably actually a pretty dedicated student; arista’s the distraction.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: flounder makes a scheduled facetime call most nights, but arista facetimes whenever something interesting happens that she has to show him, like if she sees a funny-looking bird or if she runs into breadman.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: flounder storms out, but he doesn’t do the whole yelling, door-slamming thing, he just leaves quietly. arista’s more likely to cry.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: they binge-watch together and end up passed out on top of each other, popcorn everywhere.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: arista
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: mostly arista, but sometimes it’s flounder
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: they both have fun decorating the house, but arista gets tired of it halfway through and leaves flounder to do the rest while she directs him on what to do while eating a plateful of christmas cookies.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: flounder.
who plays with the others’ hair more: arista
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: arista; when flounder’s bored he just stares and asks “what are you doing?” over and over.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: arista
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: arista
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: arista and flounder.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: arista forgets, and while flounder starts off being the one holding it, arista’s the taller one so he eventually reluctantly has to give it up to her for convenience’s sake.
who demands showering first in the mornings: flounder
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: arista
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: arista prefers roller coasters and flounder would much rather be playing the games. who wins the argument every time? arista.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: probably both
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: arista
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: arista
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: arista
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: arista is definitely the louder one, but flounder knows he’d be fighting a losing battle if he told her to be quiet. she’d just get even louder on purpose.
sophowl ship meme: super long edition
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: sophie
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: probs howl lmao
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: both
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: sophie starts doing it after the first time they watch a horror movie together and she realises howl is incapable of watching jump scares without flinching and burying his face in her side. (”some mighty wizard you are”. “shut up.”)
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: howl is usually the one studying, like some arcane magical book or something, and while sophie doesn’t /try/ to distract him she usually ends up doing it by cleaning around him with a fury.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: sophie
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: both of them have a tendency to storm out, sometimes at the same time. sophie is more likely to cry.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: i don’t think either are really that into tv shows.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: howl
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: howl doesn’t wash things. ever. bUT if they were washing a car, it’d prob be sophie. howl’s not about the wet-rat look and he either retaliates with a water spell or sulks and uses his sulking as an excuse to get out of washing the car.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: sophie
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: sophie. howl might try but it lasts like one second before he launches into an angry spiel.
who plays with the others’ hair more: sophie
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: howl
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: howl
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: howl
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: both are howl; howl is, as sophie puts it, a “slitherer-outer”. at the first sign of sophie being about to yell at him, howl disappears as fast as he can.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: sophie forgets an umbrella and howl always magically appears to hold one over her (who needs turniphead now?)
who demands showering first in the mornings: howl
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: howl
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: sophie prefers the rollercoaster and howl prefers the games. howl gets sick on the rollercoaster; sophie starts to suspect him of cheating at the games with sorcery after he miraculously wins the seventh game in a row of coconut bowling.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: howl
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: sophie; this results in the thirty+ texts. not that he was worried when she didn’t answer or anything silly like that.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: howl
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: howl, although it’s not so much “tries” as it is him unceremoniously swooping sophie into his arms from behind.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: when howl is having one of his #dramaqueen moments he’s pretty much audible from the opposite side of disney, and sophie never shies away from telling him so. “speak up a little louder howl i don’t think they’ve heard about your new gray hair down in the outlands yet”