I was at a café today and I decided to order something besides my usual because, fuck it, right? Life is forever changing. So, I go to order something off of the menu and the barista behind the counter gives me this look that says: ew, don’t try that, you degenerate. Now I’m conflicted inside myself whether or not to get this drink because Becky over here tossed me a dirty look for even considering it. On the outside I was smiling, on the inside I was entirely offended she would assume my taste buds were the same as hers. After a few more moments of contemplation, I decided to order the drink anyway. Moral of the story is: Becky was right, everyone. Becky was right. So, now I’ve got to do a poll... What’s the worst drink you’ve ever had?












