May 13, 2021
If Jason Todd became a legally alive person the only people he’d give interviews to are book newsagents and little kids that approach him on the street
#and like-#at anytime#he’s going to get groceries?#5 kids approach him on the street asking for interviews separately#probably for a school project#and he’s like-#*drops everything*#yEs#I’ll give you an interview-#of course-#and takes them to the nearest red robin joint#bc he mooches off of bruce fucking wayne#and buys them all lunch or something#because he can ‘afford’ it or something#he says that while swiping Bruce’s credit card-#Bruce is just happy that Jason is making friends or something with the amount of shit he spends at red robins#fr tho the book interviews is just talking praises and shit about books and authors#no one likes JKR in Gotham bc Jason Todd ranted for almost 3 hours about her being a transphobe and that no one should support her#and Bruce like *throws a gala for Jason’s first ‘sCanDaL’ about not liking jkr#and hacks into Gotham and invites all the trans people in Gotham#they all get a free book as a plus#jason todd#batfamily#batman#batfam#robin#red hood#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin
