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[thehistorynut19]

another day, another dollar another wonderful moment to remind you all that im not a pathetic maso bitch in heat of a onahole like @chaosringvows

[cinamun]

You got THE D? | Next

[antivanruffles]

You know what’s weirdly annoying, not what you dislike a popular ship/character/whatever. But when you DO like it, just not half as much as the rest of the fandom seemingly does. 

So you enjoy it, but not that fucking much.

[cinamun]

LAWD HOW MERCY! 👁👄👁😍😍😍😍😍 Mercy gorgeous!

But now I gotta be on my Shannon Sharpe shit...

Now now now c'mon Mercy, why she gotta be all that now?" What she got to do with chu? I wanna know what she specific did to you?💀 🤣

Wait, why who gotta be all what?

Mercy said her momma was a trick, not her!

[thran-duils]

i’m straight up ready to tear people apart on fb if they try to come at me for calling out their overblown recreational outrage about dr. seuss. my dad included.

[illneverrecover]

We been knew you role play in the bedroom. You’re the god damn QUEEN each and every time.

You heard it here first!

[i-call-me-clarence]

Can I PLEASE see my notes??? I JUST WANNA SEE MY NOTES!!!

[skippudippu]

so I don’t mean to be a bitch or anything but. one of my best friends got w this guy and - lemme be real here - i Do Not Like this boy. he just.. gives me a yucky vibe. he ain’t a criminal, he’s just... ick. when they got together I was like “they ain’t gonna last long.”fast forward to now, only about three months later.... she’s not really enjoying the relationship