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every day i think about how aragorn wanted to be buried/interned between (or next to) merry and pippin. and in the hall of kings no less

then i fling myself off a cliff.

#then i climb back up the cliff to fling myself off again the next day #meriadoc brandybuck #aragorn #peregrin took #and they went west to gondor to live out their final days together #i imagine merry and pippins wives died before them and they got to spend their remaining days together as it was meant to be #just #*flips over table*#aragorn is the sweetest person in the world #sensitive babie

hey guys thanks for the fucking invader zim spoilers :)

#im not gonna bother watching it now #because i got the plot and shit by just tumblr #which im kinda mad by #but then idc #*flips over table*#dylan.txt

Shit that pisses me off

“Gifts FOR HIM”

“Gifts FOR HER”

#*flips over table*#fuck your gendering of gift giving #IT'S A FUCKING R2-D2 SHAPED SPEAKER WHY THE FUCK IS THAT GENDERED #I DON'T #FUCKING #GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH #GENDER #FUCK IT FUCKITY FUCK

ALGUIEN MANDAS AYUDA; ELLA ME HACE RUBORIZAR.

#TAMBIÉN NO PUEDO ESPAGÑOL #*flips over table*#HARÉ ESTO MAÑANA #Excuse my Spanish u-u''#I mean my 'most-likely-grammatically-incorrect-Spanish'#Shutuppanna

Trying to decide if I should tell a girl I like her...

Me: I should tell her...

Me: No, thats a stupid idea I can't tell her.

Me: But she might like me back.

Me: Who the fuck am I kidding?? She doesn't like me.

Me: But...

Me: No.

#raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh #screw this #*flips over table*#i seriously cant deal with this x.x

I was about to go to sleep. With happy thoughts.

Then I made the mistake of checking tumblr, and now I'm hearing about Frody… I'm a good person. Why is this happening to me?

#Frody #Not Zankie #*cries*#*flips over table*

Me: If you could spend a whole day learning anything in school what would you want?

Nail art girl: Pythagorean theorem. Or like science.

Me: YESSSSSSSS OMG YESSSSSSS. What kind of science?

Nail art girl: Like chemical reactions and stuff

#*flips over table*#*flips under table*#*runs a marathon*#*swims the english channel*#ITS NOT TRUE THAT KIDS WHO SKIP SCHOOL DONT WANT TO LEARB #ITS TRUE THAT SCHOOLS DONT CATER TO THEM OR THEIR LEARNING STYLES #WE NEED MORE TEACHERS AND SMALL CLASS SIZES #FEED OUR FOSTER KIDS INFORMATION THAT THEY WANT #LET THEM THRIVE #I LOVE THIS JOB #education #foster care #child care #work tales

So this insanely hot guy (so very hot that I have no chance with his cute face) sat next to me and kept trying to peek at me. And I was thinking hmmm no way he thinks I’m a cutie pie too because that’s just too much good luck right there. And I was right. He was left handed and was holding back the urge to be excited that I was left handed too.

His stupid cute face needs to ask me out. His left hand should hold my left hand.

(Edit: I’m like in yoga pants and a T shirt I’m not even cute waaahhhhhhhh and my hair is naturally curly in a bun. Like I didn't even have time to straighten it today :((((( and it’s a class of 700 like there’s no way I’d ever find him againnnn)

#*flips over table*#the girl next to him was either his GF or his friend who clearly has a crush on him #nondisney #personal #im a loser #*single tear* DATE ME #PLEASE

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