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[tired-shipper]

im gonna cry i cooked smth in the pan without washing it because I WAS LAZY OKAY and my mom cooked salmon in the same pan earlier

[memegrotto]

it's christmastime again, charlie brown (1992): from those lovable kids of the peanuts crew, here are some sentence starters based on the 36th television special. feel free to adjust as necessary !

❝ kind of a steep hill, isn't it? ❞ ❝ if i had of known you were only going that far, i would've stayed in. ❞ ❝ i think they look better when they have a little star or an angel on top. ❞ ❝ don't you realize you're adding to the over-commercializing of christmas? ❞ ❝ thank you. i love samples. ❞ ❝ going after those big holiday bucks, huh? ❞ ❝ see? your way doesn't work, either. ❞ ❝ i watched the movie, so now i don't have to read the book. ❞ ❝ i had a grandfather who didn't think much of reading. he always said if you read too many books, your head would fall off. ❞ ❝ why aren't you reading your book, [name]? ❞ ❝ it's too nice a day to stay inside and read, [name]. ❞ ❝ this snowman has a right to live, [name]. ❞ ❝ everywhere we go, [name], you embarrass me. ❞ ❝ if you're the real santa, where are your helpers? ❞ ❝ i don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about. ❞ ❝ giving. the only real joy is giving. ❞ ❝ i'm your brother/sister/cousin and you don't even know how to spell my name? ❞ ❝ you know what i hate? i hate shopping. ❞ ❝ that song drives me crazy. ❞ ❝ she's/he's going to be disappointed when she/he finds out her/his boyfriend/girlfriend is a cheapskate. ❞ ❝ sorry, ma'am/sir, i didn't realize i was fogging up the glass. ❞ ❝ why give her/him something that she/he already has? ❞ ❝ i'm all set for the christmas play. do i look like an angel? ❞ ❝ i hate being a sheep. ❞ ❝ no part in a play is small, [name], if it brings joy to the audience. ❞ ❝ i was up late last night memorizing my lines. ❞ ❝ my mind has gone blank. i'm doomed. ❞ ❝ why do they have to spoil christmas by making us be in plays? ❞ ❝ as soon as [name] said, "hockey stick" and everyone laughed, i left. ❞ ❝ she/he gets everything mixed up. ❞ ❝ you drive me crazy. ❞

[aka-indulgence]

Friend irl told me my type is "very tumblr"

I. Don't know how to respond. Because its true. But also. I want to fight

[distant-screaming]

I love alan + jeff's dynamic. golden retriever and black cat but slightly to the left

[kaseyskat]

royal au without context

[bansheesofinisherin2022]

me watching evil (2019-present)

[imtheiliad]