#*gets canceled*

[spicypotatoesofttaco]

is it bad that I named my canaries in minecraft "Donnie" and "Jay"?

[albertserra]

Call me hunter Schafer the way I tried to write down what I felt abt my gender last night and ended up w something troubling and felt more confused and conflicted than before

[thesmutgoddess]

How to tap into my inner slut?

Depends on what kind of slut you want to be --

The "Heart of Gold" Slut: Chaotic Good. Dresses slightly inappropriately for any given occasion (think the famous picture of Jayne Mansfield's tits falling out at the table), enjoys attention and validation, thanks men when they catcall her on the street. Her sluttiness isn't malicious in intent but the product of whim and her naturally flirty nature, if she wrecks a home (Elizabeth Taylor "stealing" Eddie Fisher) it's during a moment of venerability and her impulsively romantic personality.

The "BPD" Slut: Chaotic Neutral. Her fear of abandonment leads to risky and "slutty" behavior. Constant rotation of men, parties and booze. Tallulah Bankhead saying "my father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine." Slut most likely to have a wardrobe malfunction. Prone to cheating and "homewrecking" but wakes up with a hangover and a guilty conscience. First to put down all ten fingers playing "Never Have I Ever.”

The "Lady on the Streets" Slut: Chaotic Evil. Her outwardly ladylike nature hides the heart of a femme fatale. She's a white blouse and black pencil skirt with lacy red lingerie underneath. Hitchcock describing Grace Kelly as a "volcano covered with snow". Will seduce you out of house and home. Breaks up marriages, ends lifelong friendships, drives men to ruin. Most likely to have a bitter ex-wife scream "you slut!" at her in public.

[minruko]

white people being the beauty standards just sets the bar low