For Theo/Thea I cannot say because you already know the MC can actually do this in the game and I don't want to ruin it for you.
As for the rest, I first thought about writing something incredibly angsty, but I'm only at my first coffee of the day, so I won't do this to myself or to you😄 (I already feel the need to smoke half a pack just thinking about this)
Selim/Aylin - Mmm, excuse me anon, but can I interest you in murder? If the MC wants to provoke someone who's already unhinged, there's nothing I can do. But things would get pretty bad. With them, it's not really about having sex with someone else (they might actually join in), it's the lying part that drives them over the edge. They would probably kill the one they catch the MC with in front of the MC, then say something along the lines of "Now, don't do this ever again, treasure. It just makes me sad."
Ilzrus - Here's some serious sadness. Again, dragons have very different conceptual schemes and they can do the marriage ceremony just once in their lives. Is it a heavy kind of love? Yes. Is it something that humans can not really understand? Who knows. But the fact is, once the MC becomes their partner they have to understand what "until death do us part" means. A cheated dragon has two options: break the bond and have their hair cut, wearing the stigma of their broken bond forever or do nothing. Honestly, I don't know what's worse. And they will never trust the MC ever again.
I want to see you under my weight, deciding if you should gasp for air or your eleventh orgasm. I want you broken, at my mercy and spilling with my hue. I want you to plead for my ownership of you, to know you are an object to someone you outright denounce at each and every point and being so desperate for another release, you'd shout your obedience to me on the rooftops to your acquaintances and respected peers to get off on the thought of being the whore for someone you hate.
Good, it tooks me a month for this but here it is. I blame @nighttimefjaeril because she innocently suggested it and after reading all her wonderful replies and ideas I decided to try it out myself.
I’m...........sorry for the long postt and all the mistakes I’m sure I made, I’m not used to write this kind of long text in english (and after re-reading it a million times I can’t even tell the words apart...?)
Who said “I love you” first
I’d say Ken’yuu/Ukoku even if he prides himself on his cold, dead heart. Despite the undeniable attraction towards Koumyou he is convinced he doesn’t need a useless feeling as “love”. Since being the one in control (over himself but also over others or situations) seems one of his priorities Ukoku probably sees love as a weakness/distraction because it would mean allowing another person to have some power or influence over him. Maybe he didn’t even notice when he exactly started to feel too much involved and when he finally says it out loud he is the most surprised one. He would probably just let it slip out at some point and then he would get angry at Koumyou and blame him for how he feels or accuse him of having planned it. Koumyou would probably make it worse by telling him he already knew it (Ukoku would be mad again), but he would also understand the reactions and calmly reassure him.
Probably after the serious talk he’d add that it’s cute to see him all flustered like that (you can’t miss the chance of making a little fun of Ukoku).
*end credits*
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background (implying they have a phone, I don’t know anymore if I’m talking about the canon setting or a modern one...........)
I could bet Koumyou’s phone background is a picture of Kouryuu. I don’t think Ukoku would care about something like the phone background, maybe he doesn’t even change the default wallpaper or he chooses a simple black background but never a picture of Koumyou (even though his phone surely has a personal folder full of Koumyou photos of all sorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
I don’t know-------Ukoku? I’d draw bunnies and writes short dirty messages, maybe? ☛👌.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
Koumyou, he loves making silly gifts and looking at Ukoku reactions.
Who initiated the first kiss
Ukoku, the boy’s forward.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
Ukoku, if he manages to sneak in Koumyou room/bed before he woke up (despite the supposed laziness I think Koumyou wakes up really early). He’d get handsy after the first few kisses while Koumyou’s still half asleep and weakly protests about disturbing an old man’s rest (yet he doesn’t do anything concrete to stop Ukoku’s ambushes, and they both know he could do it easily if he wanted).
Who starts tickle fights
Koumyou starts and always win them, he likes torturing the other and hearing his laugh once he drops the bitter act. Ukoku can only surrender and beg for mercy if he wants to end the fight but he’s usually too stubborn to admit it, he always fights back and it only results in a longer torture.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower.
Koumyou because he’s polite. Ukoku does it regardless of permission, Koumyou doesn’t complain as long as he can get a long massage or help washing his hair (he doesn’t even need to ask since Ukoku would live with his hands tangled in Koumyou’s hair 24/7).
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
I feel that Ukoku is the kind of person who loses track of time when is focused on work. If Ni Jianyi doesn’t bathe or change his clothes or take his time to shave he probably skips meals too. Perhaps he has pre-cooked meals or something he could eat quickly, so Koumyou has to bring him real healty food and force him to take a short break.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
I’d not say “shy” because that crow doesn’t even know the meaning of the word but in a hypotetical first date Ukoku would probably be the nervous one (not the blushing teenager anxious of being alone with his crush kind of nervous). He would probably plan their date in all the details because he’s a perfectionist and then he’d make sure everything goes according his program.
Who kills/takes out the spiders
Ukoku. He kills them even when it’s not strictly necessary. Koumyou scolds him lecturing about the value of every living being.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
Ukoku again since I believe Koumyou can hold alcohol way better than him.
