Apr 1, 2022
i have no idea where i’m gonna shoehorn it in, but i have such a clear mental image of jaskier putting on lip color one day, and geralt trying to steal a kiss only to do a betrayed scrunchy face when he finds out that jaskier’s lip color tastes fucking DISGUSTING
#'geralt i mean it you don't-'#*smooch*#*IMMEDIATE REGRET*#this one is brought to you by my ex who wanted a kiss and chose not to heed my warning about my lipstick tasting gross#he learned#i'm just imagining jaskier usually using something like berries or beetroot#and one day throws out something like carmine suspended in a liquid or gel#and poor geralt leans in expecting berries or beets like usual#and just gets fucking BITTER
