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@vitalphenomena

"Chancellors marry?"

i’ve never felt a greater sense of community than i have at a mountain goats concert when they play no children

@bruisedpenny

Puts down coffee. "Coffee."

@id1eyouth

"Don't try it."

@jupiterfree

"Houston is failing jungle gym. You can't smoke in here."

@jupiterfree

they stop mid fight.

"okay, but what if my girlfriend is the prostitute?*"

*alicia heineken is neither of those things, no matter what max theyer would have said or did say on the matter.

@rassvetiye

*rewatching the security feed*

Later:

(He really is that tall.)

"Hello."

#*johns