the dale cooper show
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my all-time ultimate fave character: i would die for dale cooper
a character I didn’t used to like but now do: ok don’t leave me for this but…… i really didn’t get the audrey hype
a character I used to like but now don’t: josie? but that’s only really because of her aggravating, confusing, overly melodramatic storyline, not her. and honestly, they just treated her terribly (that maid storyline was bs)… idk, i DO like josie, it’s just. agh.
a character I’m indifferent about: annie. they brought her on specifically to be a love interest/plot device, which i haaaaaaate, and there wasn’t anything about her for me to connect with personally (except liking coop, but lol). i wish they had given her more development instead of just molding her into the Perfect Love Interest in the span of a few episodes. and james bores me to the throes of death, but that might go without saying
a character who deserved better: laura, josie, annie, shelly, norma, coop… A LOT OF PEOPLE OKAY
a ship I’ve never been able to get into: coop/audrey, coop/annie, harry/josie (but i tried! i did!), donna/james
a ship I’ve never been able to get over: harry/coop!!! god!!!!!
a cute, low-key ship: shelly/norma, all variations of hawk/harry/coop/andy (harry/coop can be otp and cute & low-key at the same time), andy/lucy, shelly/gordon, coop/denise, andy/denise!, maddy and donna were cute when james wasn’t a factor lmao
an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: HAHA okay i’m not dick’s biggest fan, least of all when he’s being a dick to andy, but some of their scenes together were much needed comic relief and i appreciate that
a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: laura/anyone who ever hurt her, ben horne/everyone, james/evelyn, nadine/mike?? how old was he anyway, shelly/leo and norma/hank tbh, donna/harold smith????? Why
my favourite storyline/moment: harry waiting in the woods for coop for ten hours(!); harry and coop figuring out how to adjust those chairs oh my god; everything about coop & laura’s dream/soul/etc. connection even when it makes me so damn sad; “catherine… forgive my saying so… but aren’t you dead?”; deputy tommy “hawk” hill’s entire existence; gordon and shelly’s first meeting; literally every andy moment (“where have you been???” “there was a cat in a tree”); “SHUT YOUR EYES AND YOU’LL BURST INTO FLAMES.” “thanks margaret”; denise tricking the renault bros and sneaking coop that gun under her dress :))))); ………coop cocking his gun and shooting at windom earle’s crate of horrors; “i’d rather be his whore than your wife” (❤️️ norma ❤️️)
a storyline that never should have been written: the whole james/evelyn thing was so tedious; WHO’S DONNA’S REAL FATHER???, that whole mr. tojamura subplot?? who allowed that???
my first thoughts on the show: this is the strangest thing i’ve ever seen and i’m in love with dale cooper
my thoughts now: for the love of god let coop live















