#*no clue

[draikaesehoch]

When you have to fight your inner German because you meeting that friend that's always late and you promised yourself you wouldn't waste your time with being on time.

[in-a-trenchcoat]

People in my system were really freaked out on my behalf when I, Gary ""Deals With Grief Superrr Normally"" Fischer, was in front when our dad died, but turns out my sample size of One was far too small to be accurate and I actually DO grieve normally. That one other time was just an outlier.

[queenoftherodeoo]

My uncle is doing my taxes right now and he's going to text me when he figures out my refund amount....why do I feel like I am waiting to know what prize I'm about to win on a game show lol

[kadebronson]

so earlier today i was wondering if it was time to buy a new loofah even tho my loofah doesn't look gross i was like it's been awhile and i was doing the math in my head and um yeah

as of tomorrow i've lived in chicago for a year

so yeah time to buy a new loofah i guess